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Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem novel Chapter 418

"Madam?!"

"Not a pretty sight, is it? Funny?"

The agent's smile froze on her face, and before she could utter a word, Evan launched into another tirade.

"Madam's got skin so thick, it's like she's layered on makeup with a trowel. Could probably stop a bullet with that. And her features, my goodness, they're all over the place, like they're each doing their own thing. Honestly, it's not a good look; she's both old and ugly."

The room went silent. Not only was the agent cringing, but the teacher was too.

Evan was usually such a sweet talker, what got into him today?

The teacher hurried to smooth things over. "Evan's just joking around; this little guy is always up for a laugh."

Evan immediately countered, "I'm not joking, though. Madam really does look... uniquely unattractive. Her features are so adventurous, it's like science fiction, very abstract, almost alien-like. Honestly, it's old, ugly, and downright hilarious. Not an angle on her face that works."

The awkwardness in the air thickened.

Nola was boiling with rage, barely able to control her breathing!

Had it not been for the reporters and the teacher present, she'd have slapped him already!

Evan, eyeing her, added, "Don't be mad. Being ugly isn't your fault. You can go home and blame your parents. It's all genetics."

Nola bit her lip hard, holding back her fury as she retorted, "Seems like someone from a less fortunate background lacks a bit of class. But no matter, I forgive you. Why don't you take off that mask, let's see your face!"

She planned to remember their faces for a future reckoning, considering today wasn't the day for confrontations.

Upon hearing this, Evan looked towards Elliot.

Seeing no objection from him, he sneered and removed his mask, defiantly staring at Nola.

"Ah!" Nola screamed in shock!

Her eyes nearly popped out at the sight of Evan's face, as if she'd seen a ghost!

Evan gave her a cold smile, and Nola stumbled back in fright, twisting her ankle and falling over!

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