“Kent doesn’t use this place anymore,” she says, “but I organized it a while ago. I thought it was better like this than everything just in boxes. This way if he needs to look through anything, he’s got a place to sit.”
“He’s lucky to have your help,” I murmur, looking around.
“That’s all old family stuff,” Fiona says, waving her hand at the far wall, “but this,” she leads me over to a corner with stacks of magazines and VHS tapes. “This is what I wanted to show you.”
Fiona picks up a stack of magazines and plops them in my hand. I glance at them, curious, and then realize that they’re all Playboys. I gasp and almost drop them, eliciting another laugh from Fiona.
“You see what I mean, baby Fay?” she says, adding another bunch to the stack in my hand. “You’re just a little too uptight about this sort of thing,” she says. “It’s just sex. I thought if you came down here, explored a little,” she raises a suggestive eyebrow at me, “that maybe you’d get a little…inspiration. For you and Daniel.”
My mouth falls open in surprise. Is that what Fiona thinks our problem is? I have to stop myself from laughing.
“Um, thank you,” I say, blushing again, “but –“
“No buts!” she says, taking me by the shoulders and settling me into the leather chair. “Listen, I’m going to leave you down here by yourself, so just go ahead and explore,” she says.
“There’s lots of VHS tapes up there,” she continues, gesturing towards the corner where she found the magazines, “if movies are more your thing. Stay for as long as you want – nobody is going to bother you here!”
I sigh as I find myself alone in the room, staring at the stack of porn in my lap. What the hell was I doing here? This is so not my thing.
But, well. I have to admit I’m curious about this crazy porn stash. And It’s not like there’s anything else to do. I flick through a couple of the magazines – they’re super old, definitely before Kent’s time - and wonder who collected them in the first place.
Bored with that, I wander over to the stack of movies, laughing a little at the titles.
Busty Co-Eds and their Punishing Professors
Street Skanks in 3D.
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