"Mommy, this is super-duper to the highest level hard and tiring but it’s also super-duper to the highest level fun! Whoop whoop! I wish we saw that Eagle poopoo-head’s expression when I told him ’gotcha’ and showed off my mighty roar of justice! Mwahahahaha! Ketchup’s cute and mighty self feels so satisfied with my performance. I can’t wait to tell Daddy everything! Daddy is surely gonna be super-duper to the highest level proud of Mommy and us kitty babies. Meow!" The fluffy white cat AI was jumping all around in excitement, her green eyes glowing brightly. "Oh Bacon, do you want to hear the cute and mighty Ketchup’s awesome roar again? Meow~"
The fluffy black cat AI only gave his older sister an unimpressed side glance. "If it was Bacon, I would’ve jacked up the volume to the maximum so that those Eagle bastards would turn deaf after roaring at them. Only then would I feel satisfied with my performance."
"Oh! The cute and mighty Ketchup didn’t think of that! My little kitty brother is so smart! Smart in a villain way just like Uncle Hao Hao! Bacon, you should share that kind of awesome ideas to your cute and mighty big sister in advance. Meow~"
Then Ketchup suddenly paused and whipped her little fluffy head to her younger brother. "Oh no, Bacon! You said a bad word! Uh-oh! Bacon’s gonna get in trouble with Daddy again! Meow~"
The black cat AI turned his head away. "Bacon doesn’t know what Big Sister Ketchup is talking about."
"The cute and mighty Ketchup heard Bacon say Eagle ’bastards’! Daddy put that in our bad words list. We kitty babies can’t say that or Daddy will ground us. How sad! Meow~"
"Did Bacon say that? I don’t remember."
"Meow? Bacon, you naughty, little liar! Uncle Dom, Uncle Lin Lin, you heard Ketchup’s little kitty brother say the bad word, right? Meow~"
Jin Chonglin’s eyes turned blank upon being asked directly by his weird...fake but acted like a real cat...niece. Argh! He was witnessing such an unbelievable marvel with his own eyes but his brain was too slow to catch up. As a result, he could only stare like a stupid idiot at...she said her name was Ketchup, right? A white cat named Ketchup...dammit! Such a horrible mismatch was messing with his brain even more!
Fortunately, Dom responded, saving poor Jin Chonglin from coming up with a way to respond to all this weirdness.
"Baby Ketchup, how about we let it slide for Baby Bacon for now, okay?" Dom suggested. "Don’t you feel sorry for your baby brother that your daddy is always grounding him? And Uncle Dom will be honest with you because honesty is the best policy. I also think that those Eagle people are bastards! Pweh! No, they’re worse than bastards! They’re vile terrorists for always attacking Jin Corporation! They’re huge sons of bit—sons of the devil," he said in a hurry after seeing Iris, his boss, giving him a warning glance.
He coughed and gave Iris a sheepish smile. "Ehehehe. Excuse my language, boss. But you have to admit that I’m not wrong for feeling this way."
Iris sighed and shook her head but didn’t say anything because she had no energy to spare doing unnecessary things right now. Her concentration was already stretched beyond her current condition’s limit and it was taking a toll on her.
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