Jin Chonglin wanted to slap his own mouth. He didn't know what possessed him to utter such unbelievable words in front of everyone.
So embarrassing!
But now he had to deal with his wild girlfriend who would threaten to castrate him whenever he did something displeasing.
Thankfully, Lin Yehan was quite tactful and led everyone out so that he and Chen Fei could talk out his gaffe in private. At least he wouldn't feel too embarrassed trying to reason with his furious girlfriend. He could just imagine his sister-in-law, Iris, and her best friend, the gossip-loving Dominic Chua, wanting to stay and watch him make an even bigger fool of himself.
Thanks, Eldest Bro Yehan!
He owed him one.
"Ahem." Jin Chonglin straightened his back and tried to act like everything was normal.
But Chen Fei wasn't so easily deceived. She grabbed another pillow and hit him with it.
"Hey, hey! Babe, stop it! Ouch!"
It didn't hurt at all but he still needed to pretend to suffer to appease her. Who made her his girlfriend?
Oh, it was him!
He was the one who insisted that they should date for real.
Oh, well.
He had to own up to his decisions.
He was the worldwide famous superstar Jin Chonglin after all.
Chen Fei was still upset with him. She kept hitting him with the pillow.
"How dare you embarrass me like that in front of my friends and everyone?! Ah, I want to strangle you! No, let me castrate you first!"
"Hey, hey!" He caught the pillow and didn't allow her to hit him anymore. Then he threw the pillow far away.
She was about to grab another one when he hugged her tightly.
"Babe, calm down," he said, trying to soothe her.
Unfortunately, it didn't work.
She fought to escape him and even lifted her knee to kick him in the nuts.
Good thing he saw her plan and evaded the vicious attack before he became a eunuch.
He finally couldn't take it anymore and shouted, "Babe, stop it!"
She froze and looked at him in disbelief. "Did you just yell at me?"
"Uh, sorry for yelling at you. I just need you to calm down for a second and listen to me. Okay?"
She glared at him.
He sighed and decided to completely swallow his pride. "Please? Pretty please?"
She pursed her lips and harrumphed. "Fine. Let go of me first."
He was afraid that she would go back on her word and attack him if he let her go. But not letting her go would definitely cause her to become more vicious. So he chose the lesser of two evils and cautiously let her go.
Fortunately, she showed mercy and didn't attack him. She just faced him and crossed her arms over her chest.
"Now explain yourself," she said.
'Now what do I say?' he thought.
He was panicking inside but dared not show it.
'Jin Chonglin, you're not a coward! You're a superstar who's the fantasy of millions of ladies all around the world. This isn't the first time you had a girlfriend! You can handle a woman with no problem!'
He tried cheering himself on but remembered his track record with past lovers.
Ugh.
Maybe remembering his past lovers wasn't the greatest idea at the moment.
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