"After I'm done teaching you a lesson, I'll go teach Jonny a lesson too."
"How are you going to teach him?"
"Chop off his hand that touched you."
"If my fingernail scratched his arm, do I have to chop off a hand too?"
"Yes, chop it off."
After a while, the voice of the woman 'teaching' a man could be heard again--
"Jonny is gay, and his boyfriend is Nick."
"Next time you see your 'cousin', wish him happiness for me."
Comments
The readers' comments on the novel: I got married without you (James and Amelia)