Life is Easier If You're Handsome novel Chapter 258

"Mm! My ankles feel amazing today! Princess can totally walk more than ten thousand steps today, no problem!"

Thud thud thud thud thud.

The private jet, sponsored by several companies working together, was spacious.

Why am I saying this?

"Oppa! At this rate, mm! You probably didn’t even need to carry me at the start!"

"Yeah? That’s a relief."

That’s because Seohyun was sprinting all over the plane like crazy.

‘Disney World really does hit different for little kids.’

Of course, we weren’t just going there casually.

We got tickets for a Christmas Eve exclusive tour.

A special VIP-only route.

It was hyped up to be packed with incredible events at Disney World.

‘One ticket costs as much as a car.’

I thought I was going to pass out when I heard the price.

And I was even more shocked when Disney said they’d cover it for free.

—"Of course Tarzan should come to Disney World. What, were we gonna make you pay?"

—"Really?"

—"Of course! Would you charge someone to enter their own home?"

—"Thank you."

Definitely one of the perks of filming a Disney movie.

The benefits from shooting Tarzan weren’t over yet.

"Oppa, then! Then... can we, like... walk in the pa-parade too?"

"Of course. I asked, and they said we could dress up as Tarzan and Jane... and Seohyun can wear a fairy costume?"

"F-fairy! A fairy...! I—I love it!"

We even got permission to be part of the parade.

Normally, if you pay, you can sometimes be in the regular parade.

But for Christmas events, they only bring in professionals.

So this was something that’d normally be absolutely impossible.

"This only happened because Evelyn pulled a lot of strings for us, so make sure you thank her, okay?"

"Thank you so much for this amazing opportunity."

Seohyun bowed deeply, smiling from ear to ear.

Evelyn and I were both stunned at how fluent her English was.

"...Didn’t you say she’s only eight?"

"She will be soon. It’s just... she’s naturally smart when she’s young... though honestly, this is on another level."

Did she inherit some of Sim’s talent?

Her intelligence honestly felt beyond what’s considered normal.

"But still, since Seohyun’s number one, please don’t go turning my oppa into a dad."

Pfft.

I nearly spat out the champagne I was drinking.

Seohyun, what the hell are you saying?

I barely managed to compose my shocked expression and turned to Evelyn to offer some kind of apology.

"Th-that so? S-sorry, I... uh... guess I got ahead of myself."

"?"

Evelyn flushed bright red and started fanning her face.

Ahead of myself?

Evelyn, what exactly do you mean by that?

In the middle of needing both to explain and to ask questions,

Seohyun casually slipped into my arms.

"Oppa, I want princess juice! Orange!"

Do you even realize what kind of bomb you just dropped?

Or wait—did you do it on purpose? You are smart enough to pull something like that...

While I was still in shock—

"But really, are you two okay going on your own?"

Mom finally spoke up, a little hesitantly.

Our parents weren’t huge fans of Disney World,

so we’d set up a separate date plan for them.

But clearly, she felt pretty guilty about it.

Of course...

"...It’s fine. Donghu’s all grown up now. What’s there to worry about?"

Dad, on the other hand, looked at me with a face that said he wasn’t worried in the slightest.

"Donghu, I know you’re the kind of guy who can take care of his own woman."

"...What about Seohyun?"

"Play the big brother role too."

Gripping Mom’s hand tightly as he said that—

Hearing that from my usually stoic dad...

"Wow! I see land! It’s America! Oppa! Look, look, look!"

"Yeah, that’s U.S. soil, alright."

We had arrived in America.

***

Disney World Christmas Eve VVVIP Tour.

It goes without saying—

"That kind of thing shouldn’t even exist."

It doesn’t exist.

If it did, the ultra-rich would’ve already bought it out ages ago.

But there are things in this world money can’t buy.

This tour was exactly that kind of thing.

"I’ve said this multiple times now—today, Donghu Kim is visiting Disney as a top-priority guest. Stay sharp."

The moment they heard Kim Donghu and Evelyn wanted to visit Disney World,

the Disney staff scrambled to create a special program just for them.

Especially for Kim Donghu, the level of priority was through the roof.

The man who brought in 2 billion dollars with Tarzan.

The lead actor of The Pianist, a mega-budget series currently in production on Disney+.

Impressing him was a major event for them too.

"Remember how the Tarzan attraction blew up? It used to be the least popular one, and now..."

"I know, I know. You’ve mentioned it a hundred times."

The VVVIP Tour Director’s words made the staff shake their heads in exasperation.

The day Tarzan became a mega-hit,

almost every piece of Tarzan merchandise they had was wiped clean off the shelves—

even that’s putting it lightly.

And it didn’t stop there.

Little boys wanted to be Tarzan.

Little girls wanted to be Jane.

You have to understand how insane that is.

Disney’s always been dominated by princesses like Ariel and Snow White.

But Tarzan climbed the popularity ranks and shifted the whole dynamic.

"The most important thing is keeping their privacy, understood?"

"Yes. We were asked to be thorough with disguises, and we’ve placed security personnel at intervals."

"Did they approve social media promotion?"

"They did, but asked if it could be posted around Christmas Day."

"Of course. No immediate release. Good, good."

Swish swish swish.

Like washing your hands reverently before a fine dining experience,

the VVVIP Tour Director rubbed his hands together in anticipation.

"He’s coming with his younger sister too, but they said they don’t want her exposed. You understand what that means, right?"

"Yes, I completely understand."

"Alright, then."

The Director checked the time.