Chapter 0201
(Derek POV)
I already mentioned that I take on side jobs. Almost all human celebrities do; that is where the real
money comes from. The most common side hustle is to endorse products and film commercials, but I
find most commercials demeaning, and I legit could care less about what brand of soap some f&&ing
human wants to use.
After trying-and failing to fake my way through a few bullsh&t commercials, I discovered almost by
accident that I was uniquely qualified for a very different type of side hustle. Even better, it pays a ton
better than commercials.
Specifically, desperate wolves from around the world pay me big money to travel around human
territories, enter populated areas, and locate missing (or hiding) werewolves.
Here is why it makes sense, and why I am uniquely qualified: Werewolves are inherently social
creatures, and while in human territories, our subconscious tends to draw us to any other wolves that
may be nearby. Given that subconscious draw and the fact that I typically go to 5-10 different cities a
week for various public events and races, I have good luck just accidentally running into wolves.
Just as importantly, as a celebrity, I am considered by most to be “non-threatening.” It is amazing the
amount of information that people will voluntarily give me about themselves and others around them
without a second thought. I once even had a mother give me her adult daughter’s phone and phone
password within ten minutes of meeting her.
Generally speaking. I can generally locate a missing/ hiding wolf within around nine to twelve months or
so… sooner if the customer can narrow down places that the wolf is likely to go. I am only paid if I am
successful, so it is a risk-free proposition for the customer and the work only increases my travel slightly
overall.
The only dangerous or uncomfortable part of the job is the “secure and transport” part–especially with
uncooperative targets who have been in hiding– but I have figured out reliable methods over the years. I
have not lost one yet.
Anyhow, as I already mentioned, just before I left for the gym’s grand opening, I received a new
assignment. This one was to keep my eyes out for a she-wolf named “Lillian, Lillibet, Lillith, or something
like that” who “looks a lot like” a picture the customer would send me and “probably went to human
territory outside of the western part of the United States”
It was very little to go on, but that was why the pay was so good. And I have worked with less. I agreed
to send over a proposed contract the next day.
I was floored when the picture came through my text messages thirty minutes later. Assuming I was right, it would be the first time I found a missing wolf BEFORE I had even been hired.
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