Are kids these days all so clueless? How many times did he need to explain it for him to believe it?
Joe kept on talking, spouting a load of nonsense, all rainbows and butterflies. Keegan couldn't be bothered and just asked him what he wanted.
Joe rang him up and started babbling on and on, "Bro, Stella's fan club still hasn't been set up. Hasn't ‘Motives for Murder’ been
a bit low on popularity lately? | want to get the fan club going now. Remember what happened at Sunlight Kindergarten? She got slammed all over the internet, but there wasn't a proper fan club to have her back. She couldn't even clear things up properly on
her own. Once we've got the fan club going, anyone who dares to mess with her online, we'll shut them down!”
Keegan suddenly realized that his wife was pretty popular with the younger crowd. First, there was Leighton Hall, now Joe. Joe had brought him into the fan group, and there were quite a few young guys and girls, calling each other ‘darling’ and ‘honey’ all the time.
Keegan asked, "What's a fan club for?"
Joe replied, "Bro, if you don't even know what a fan club does, how are you even a fan?"
Keegan said, "I’m gonna hang up now."
Joe immediately explained it like a pro, using lots of fan lingo that left Keegan puzzled. Finally, he cut in, "Just keep it simple." Joe said, "Stella's fan club is a crew that's got her back in online battles."
Keegan kept silent.
"Bro, how many followers do you have on Facebook? If you've got a bunch, help us spread the word. When Stella hits it big in the future, we'll all be hardcore fans from the get-go."
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