April Fools “Surprise” Husband Divorcing Me For His “Pure” Girl novel Chapter 70

Chapter 1

Chapter 1

My husband’s precious little secretary was driving MY car around town, telling everyone I was just some cheap slut.

I had it towed.

She came out crying like a baby. Total meltdown.

But my husband? Bought me a brand new car instead.

“Baby, you’re my real wife,” he purred, stroking my hair. “Don’t fight trash.”

Until our desert trip.

I woke up. Middle of nowhere. Just me, my bestie, and wolf shit everywhere.

His call came through, voice dripping venom: “Love playing games? Car’s mine now. Walk home, sweetheart.”

Oh.

So that’s how we’re doing this.

Thought I was some helpless little wife.

Wrong move, asshole.

Time to show you who you’re really messing with.

I thought he was just messing around. But noon came and went still no car.

I tried calling. Busy signal.

My bestie’s face went white. “Luna, he fucking ditched us.”

Ditched?

He planned this whole damn trip. Swore up and down I’d have the time of my life -zero stress, pure luxury.

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This piece of shit turned his wife into a reality show. For his little whore

Sarah lost it, screaming at the drone. Carter just ate it up. Then his voice went ice-cold:

Sarah, drop the fake friend act. Abandon her now and I’ll rescue YOU.”

Amber’s voice, all innocent: “Oh my God, Carter! You’re so mean! Maybe we should save her? I mean, she IS your wife…”

Wife? That gold-digging cunt just spread her legs!”

More howling laughter. I felt like roadkill under the sun.

Carter blocked all rescue. Everyone’s having a party.

Holy shit, he’s really doing this! Must be love!”