Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off novel Chapter 283

Chapter 283: Chapter 283: Host, Do You Want a Dragon Beast Husband?

Lan Yue nodded sadly. "You’re right. Dragons do not exist now. But the legends of my people say our city was founded by a true Dragon Beast in the ancient times. That is why we carry the name."

Su Qinglan felt a jolt of electricity run through her veins at the mention of the word "Dragon." It sounded so legendary, so powerful. She immediately closed her eyes for a split second, calling out to her system.

"Xuyu," she whispered in her mind. "Does a Dragon truly exist in this world?"

The System’s response was instantaneous, and it wasn’t the scholarly explanation she was hoping for but an entirely different answer. 𝓯𝙧𝓮𝓮𝒘𝓮𝙗𝙣𝒐𝒗𝒆𝓵.𝓬𝓸𝒎

[Why, Host? Do you want a Dragon husband now? Is the fox not enough? Is the tiger too boring? Are you looking to add a scaly upgrade to the collection?]

Su Qinglan: "..."

"I am asking a serious question about the world geography and ancient history!" she hissed back internally, her mental voice dripping with anger.

[Host, don’t worry,] Xuyu replied with a tone that sounded suspiciously like a used-car salesman.

[Even if this world has none, I will find one for you from a different world! I have a high-quality database. We can search for ’Ancient High-Tier Drakes’ or ’Eastern Divine Sea Dragons.’ Whatever fits your aesthetic!]

Before she could scream at him to stop, Xuyu added with a shameless lilt,

[Actually, if Host could sleep with an ancient dragon, the essence transfer would be so massive you would definitely cross the threshold of your power from your previous life. Your cultivation would go through the roof!]

Su Qinglan felt the anger climbing to her head, her face turning a deeper shade of red than the chili on her potato.

"You pervert! Answer me honestly and stop trying to pimp out your Host! Why are you more worried about my mating life than I am? Don’t tell me you’re enjoying a live stream in there!"

The system was suddenly filled with the sound of a digital screech.

[HOST! How could you blame me?!] Xuyu’s voice rose to a panicked, high-pitched wail.

[I am one hundred percent innocent! A pure, untainted System! I don’t want to see any of this R-rated content! My sensors... they... they automatically blur the pixels! I am a professional!]

"Oh? Is that so?" Su Qinglan smirked internally, realizing she had finally poked a hole in his shameless armor.

"Then why did you know exactly how much I would gain from the fox last night? And why did you suggest a ’Dragon’ for the power boost? You seem very well-informed for someone who ’blurs the pixels.’"

[That...that is just data analysis!] Xuyu stammered, his digital voice flickering.

[I was just... looking at the energy bars! The bars were very high! I didn’t see anything! I was looking at the ceiling! I was busy... defragmenting my hard drive!]

The more the System tried to explain himself, the more he tripped over his own logic. Su Qinglan could practically see a tiny, existence sweating and waving its hands in embarrassment.

"Defragmenting, huh?" she teased, feeling a sense of victory.

"Let’s see who embarrasses whom from now on, you perverted system. If I catch you ’analyzing’ my bedroom data again, I’ll ask the Beast God to give me a mute button for my System."

[Host is so cruel! I am just a humble guide!] Xuyu whimpered, finally going quiet in a fit of sulking.

He was rendered speechless by his host! He would never tolerate such baseless accusations...where is the proof? How could she blame him?

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