Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off novel Chapter 571

Chapter 571: Chapter 571: Scolded to Death by My Own System

On the other hand, while everyone outside was panicking endlessly over Su Qinglan’s condition, Su Qinglan herself was currently trapped inside her own consciousness space.

Or more accurately, she was currently being scolded to death.

Inside the endless white space, Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the ground with a pitiful expression while staring at the glowing floating ball jumping furiously in front of her.

That glowing ball was naturally Xuyu.

And right now it looked exactly like an angry old mother lecturing her foolish daughter.

"Host!"

Xuyu bounced up and down angrily.

"I have never seen a dumber host than you!"

"How could you use all your energy like that?!"

"Do you think your energy is free water?!"

"You used everything until your energy bar became completely zero!"

"And now look at yourself!" 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝚠𝚎𝚋𝗻𝗼𝕧𝗲𝐥.𝚌𝚘𝐦

"You are lying outside like a dead zombie!"

Su Qinglan’s lips instantly twitched when she heard the word "zombie." She immediately pointed at herself unhappily.

"Do not compare me to a zombie."

"At least I still look beautiful while lying there."

Xuyu instantly became speechless. Then the glowing ball rolled around dramatically in the air as though rolling invisible eyes.

"Beautiful?"

"You are unconscious!"

"You are currently lying there motionless like Sleeping Beauty waiting to wake up!"

"And unlike Sleeping Beauty, nobody even knows how to wake you up!"

Su Qinglan instantly became embarrassed.

Then she muttered weakly, "You do not need to roast me this hard..."

But Xuyu became even angrier.

"I warned you before already!"

"You only need to stabilize Bai Ling first and heal her slowly later!"

"But no!"

"You insisted on perfectly healing every wound until not even a scar remained!"

"What if others discovered surgery?"

"What if people suspected you?"

"What if this and that!"

"Now look!"

"You overused every bit of your life energy!"

The more Xuyu spoke, the more wronged Su Qinglan felt.

Finally, she hugged her knees pitifully and looked at the glowing ball sadly.

"Then what should I do now?"

"My husband must be worried sick outside..."

"And the cubs too."

Her voice instantly became dramatic.

"Xuyu..."

"Please pity me..."

But Xuyu only snorted coldly.

"I do not have any solution."

Su Qinglan froze instantly.

"...What?"

Xuyu floated around lazily before speaking mercilessly.

"Either you naturally recover your energy little by little."

"Which may take one month."

"Or maybe longer."

"Or wait for some miracle to happen."

Su Qinglan immediately became horrified.

"A month?!"

"How could I sleep for one month?!"

"My husbands would go crazy!"

"And what miracle could possibly happen?!"

"It is not like they can do anything outside!"

Then suddenly, Xuyu muttered unhappily.

"Why not simply tell your husbands how you cultivate your energy?"

The moment those words fell, Su Qinglan froze completely.

"...What?"

Xuyu continued grumbling.

Xuyu floated nearby before sighing heavily.

"Then continue sleeping for one month."

"Maybe when you wake up, your husbands would already become wild beasts from worrying."

Su Qinglan immediately imagined Hu Yan crying dramatically beside her bed while Han Jue carried her around like a corpse and Xuan Long silently poisoning everyone nearby. And Shi Feng making everyone’s life difficult.

Her entire body instantly shivered.

"...That sounds terrifying."

Xuyu immediately replied coldly.

"Then hurry and decide."

Su Qinglan instantly grabbed her hair painfully.

"Aaaah! Why is my life always like this?!"

Su Qinglan was already going crazy inside her consciousness space. She kept pulling at her own hair with a frustrated expression while pacing around endlessly.

Just thinking about staying unconscious for one whole month made her scalp turn numb.

And the worst part, she was still pregnant! Her stomach already looked huge now.

If she truly stayed unconscious for a month...

Would she give birth while unconscious too?

What kind of terrifying tragedy was this?!

Was this even possible?!

The more she imagined it, the more horrified she became.

Meanwhile, beside her, Xuyu floated lazily in the air while watching her panic around like a headless chicken.

Then suddenly, Su Qinglan’s entire body stiffened. A strange shiver suddenly ran down her spine. It felt almost like a small electric current suddenly spreading through her body.

Su Qinglan instantly froze.

"Huh?"

Even Xuyu looked slightly stunned. But then suddenly, the glowing ball directly flew over and smacked her forehead hard.

Bonk!

"At least not everyone in this world is brainless like you!" Xuyu shouted angrily. "There are still people with functioning brains unlike you, you dumb host!"

Su Qinglan immediately covered her forehead painfully.

"Oww!"

She glared at him furiously with watery eyes. But before she could even curse back... Xuyu suddenly kicked her directly out of the consciousness space.

"Get out already!"

The moment those words fell, Su Qinglan suddenly felt darkness swallowing her vision completely.