MOON FEED EXCLUSIVE: Lunaris Has Fallen Off. Where Is the CHAOS We Ordered?
Written by: The Oracle
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Good morning, my scandal-starved sweethearts. Gather close once more, fluff your pillows, and brace your souls, because your beloved Oracle has returned with piping-hot tea, and not even protective gloves can save you from this burn. š³š«šš²š ššÆššØššš¹.š°š¼šŗ
Lunaris Academy has been far too quiet lately. And you all know I hate quiet because quiet means peace. Peace means boredom.
And boredom? That is absolutely unacceptable.
But do not fear, just when I thought this school was entering its "Christian Camp Era," Lunaris reminded me why I never, ever put away my investigative heels.
Letās begin with the Daisy Incident, shall we?
THE DAISY DISASTER: SAFETY? AT LUNARIS? YOUāRE FUNNY.
Sources confirm that our smart-ass Daisy Fairchild had a horrifying encounter on campus grounds ā yes, on campus.
As in, the place where students are supposedly safe.
As in, the place that Principal Jameson swore was "secure and peaceful for all."
All Lies. Bold ones. The type powdered with delusion and served on a golden platter.
Thank the goddess Daisy survived, but the message is clear:
Lunaris Academy has officially lost its grip.
If you hear screaming tonight, worry not, it is probably just the students rehearsing their trauma.
And speaking of karma knocking...
KARMA CALLS: ELSIE LANCASTER, EXPELLED (FINALLY)
My darlings, the universe finally clocked in to work.
Elsie Lancaster, the once flawless, polished, and crowned Queen of Perfection has officially been expelled.
Yes, expelled.
And honestly? Thatās the pretty punishment. Because after the Rated-R Revelation heard around the country, everyone expected her to be exiled to the Forbidden Forest. Or launched into outer space. Or blessed with a vow of silence.
But an expulsion? Please. Thatās a slap on the wrist with a satin glove.
This, once again, highlights Principal Jamesonās catastrophic inability to lead this institution. Truly, Iāve seen toddlers manage playgrounds better.
Lunaris, sweetie, fire her already.
And if the school board needs recommendations? They can come to me.
Iāll draw up a shortlist of competent adults, or at least wolves who know the difference between "discipline" and "public relations wildfire."
WHERE IS VIOLET PURPLE? AND WHY IS LUNARIS SO BORING WITHOUT HER?
This campus has been dryer than my auntās fasting prayers.
And you know why?
Because our reigning chaos-queen, Violet Purple, and her orbit of cardinal alphas have been missing!
Did they go on a sabbatical?
A private outer space retreat?
A "romantic, possibly scandalous" group vacation?
We donāt know.
But here is what we do know:
Without the Purple Storm and her four-wolf entourage, Lunaris Academy has become painfully normal.
And Natalie ā bless her earnest heart ā is no Violet. We appreciate her effort at "keeping the school together," but darling, fun is not something you can laminate and pin to a notice board.
Even worse? With Elsie gone, we no longer have a villainess to mock. Yes, we are starving out here.
THE DRUG WHISPER: SOMETHING SINISTER ON CAMPUS?
Last night, a student (name withheld because I donāt want my nails broken by legalities) was caught with drugs.
Yes. Drugs confirmed at Lunaris.
Rumor has it this particular substance is designed to gift a human with abilities? I donāt know how true that is, but if it is, Iāll say thereās fire on the mountain.
WHO is making anti-wolf drugs? And WHY?
Letās not resurrect ancient hostilities between humans and werewolves. This isnāt the Great War and we do not want a sequel. Especially not one written by hormonal teenagers.
EXAMS, & HOLIDAYS
Exams are approaching faster than a rogue wolf in heat.The holidays are near, and honestly? Iām praying ā truly praying ā that the cardinal alphas return before then so we can throw the term party Lunaris deserves.
Probably one with chaos and drama. And hopefully no leaked sex tapes.
(But honestly? I wonāt complain either way.)
So stay tuned, my lovelies. As always, Iāll be watching (and sipping tea) to bring you the juiciest updates. Until next time, keep your claws sharp and your secrets sharper.
ā The Oracle
"So Ignis made its way onto campus," Natalie muttered, her mind already spinning. "Thatās concerning."
Of course she knew about the drug. There was no way Natalie Avax wouldnāt. Her family received information long before it ever trickled down to the general public.
"Does it really give powers like the rumors say?" Dion asked, genuinely curious.
Natalie lifted a brow. "Why? You want a taste? Want to know what it feels like to be a werewolf?"
Dion rolled his eyes. "Curious, yes, but Iām not stupid. Anything that powerful has consequences. I still love my lifeādespite the schoolwork Iād gladly escape if given the chance."
He sighed, rubbing his face. "Actually, whatās more worrying is the comment section. The human students are excited about a drug that can rival a werewolf. I donāt know if youāve noticed, but thereās a dark shift lately, Natalie. Somethingās coming, and it isnāt good."
For a moment, Natalie and Dion stared at each other, the air thick with apprehension. Then Natalie cleared her throat, breaking the tension.
"No matter what happens, good prevails in the end."
She rose from the bed. "Iāll leave before students think thereās something going on between us."
Dion scoffed. "We could give them content for my next article. Iām running dry with Violet and the cardinal alphas disappearing."
Natalie smacked her lips. "In your dreams, Dion. Have a nice day."
With that, she left.
As expected, all eyes turned to her the moment she stepped out of Dionās room. She was Natalie Avax, after all, people were always watching, and whispering.
Natalie descended the stairs, but midway down someone bumped into her.
"Sorry," the girl muttered quickly, head lowered, before hurrying off.
Natalie didnāt think much of it until she stepped outside, reached into her jacket and came up with nothing.
Her phone was gone.
Where the hell was her phone?

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