Defy The Alpha(s) novel Chapter 709

Chapter 709: Ignis On Campus

MOON FEED EXCLUSIVE: Lunaris Has Fallen Off. Where Is the CHAOS We Ordered?

Written by: The Oracle

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Good morning, my scandal-starved sweethearts. Gather close once more, fluff your pillows, and brace your souls, because your beloved Oracle has returned with piping-hot tea, and not even protective gloves can save you from this burn. 𝗳𝐫𝚎𝗲𝚠𝚎𝗯𝕟𝐨𝘃𝚎𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝗺

Lunaris Academy has been far too quiet lately. And you all know I hate quiet because quiet means peace. Peace means boredom.

And boredom? That is absolutely unacceptable.

But do not fear, just when I thought this school was entering its "Christian Camp Era," Lunaris reminded me why I never, ever put away my investigative heels.

Let’s begin with the Daisy Incident, shall we?

THE DAISY DISASTER: SAFETY? AT LUNARIS? YOU’RE FUNNY.

Sources confirm that our smart-ass Daisy Fairchild had a horrifying encounter on campus grounds — yes, on campus.

As in, the place where students are supposedly safe.

As in, the place that Principal Jameson swore was "secure and peaceful for all."

All Lies. Bold ones. The type powdered with delusion and served on a golden platter.

Thank the goddess Daisy survived, but the message is clear:

Lunaris Academy has officially lost its grip.

If you hear screaming tonight, worry not, it is probably just the students rehearsing their trauma.

And speaking of karma knocking...

KARMA CALLS: ELSIE LANCASTER, EXPELLED (FINALLY)

My darlings, the universe finally clocked in to work.

Elsie Lancaster, the once flawless, polished, and crowned Queen of Perfection has officially been expelled.

Yes, expelled.

And honestly? That’s the pretty punishment. Because after the Rated-R Revelation heard around the country, everyone expected her to be exiled to the Forbidden Forest. Or launched into outer space. Or blessed with a vow of silence.

But an expulsion? Please. That’s a slap on the wrist with a satin glove.

This, once again, highlights Principal Jameson’s catastrophic inability to lead this institution. Truly, I’ve seen toddlers manage playgrounds better.

Lunaris, sweetie, fire her already.

And if the school board needs recommendations? They can come to me.

I’ll draw up a shortlist of competent adults, or at least wolves who know the difference between "discipline" and "public relations wildfire."

WHERE IS VIOLET PURPLE? AND WHY IS LUNARIS SO BORING WITHOUT HER?

This campus has been dryer than my aunt’s fasting prayers.

And you know why?

Because our reigning chaos-queen, Violet Purple, and her orbit of cardinal alphas have been missing!

Did they go on a sabbatical?

A private outer space retreat?

A "romantic, possibly scandalous" group vacation?

We don’t know.

But here is what we do know:

Without the Purple Storm and her four-wolf entourage, Lunaris Academy has become painfully normal.

And Natalie — bless her earnest heart — is no Violet. We appreciate her effort at "keeping the school together," but darling, fun is not something you can laminate and pin to a notice board.

Even worse? With Elsie gone, we no longer have a villainess to mock. Yes, we are starving out here.

THE DRUG WHISPER: SOMETHING SINISTER ON CAMPUS?

Last night, a student (name withheld because I don’t want my nails broken by legalities) was caught with drugs.

Yes. Drugs confirmed at Lunaris.

Rumor has it this particular substance is designed to gift a human with abilities? I don’t know how true that is, but if it is, I’ll say there’s fire on the mountain.

WHO is making anti-wolf drugs? And WHY?

Let’s not resurrect ancient hostilities between humans and werewolves. This isn’t the Great War and we do not want a sequel. Especially not one written by hormonal teenagers.

EXAMS, & HOLIDAYS

Exams are approaching faster than a rogue wolf in heat.The holidays are near, and honestly? I’m praying — truly praying — that the cardinal alphas return before then so we can throw the term party Lunaris deserves.

Probably one with chaos and drama. And hopefully no leaked sex tapes.

(But honestly? I won’t complain either way.)

So stay tuned, my lovelies. As always, I’ll be watching (and sipping tea) to bring you the juiciest updates. Until next time, keep your claws sharp and your secrets sharper.

— The Oracle

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