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Defy The Alpha(s) novel Chapter 768

Chapter 768: A Zombie Holiday

MOON FEED EXCLUSIVE: LOCKDOWN WITH ZOMBIES.

Written by: The Oracle

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Good morning, my undead-curious darlings. Yes. Undead-curious.

Gather close, stretch your claws, wrap yourselves in your blankets, and sip whatever keeps your sanity intact, because your Oracle has learned—tragically—that she should be very careful what she wishes for.

You see, last week I wished for more action.

More drama. 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝒆𝒘𝙚𝓫𝙣𝙤𝒗𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢

More chaos.

Except I should have been more specific.

Because instead of the usual scandals, secret hookups, and academic betrayals, Lunaris Academy woke up to what I can only describe as a pre-apocalyptic fever dream.

So tell me, sweethearts, how are we enjoying our zombie holiday?

LOCKDOWN AT LUNARIS: SCHOOL’S OUT. BRAINS ARE QUESTIONABLE.

Imagine my surprise — and yours — when Principal Jameson, a woman who frankly should have been replaced from this school long ago (or at least offered as a peace sacrifice to the undead), marched out yesterday morning to announce that Lunaris Academy is officially under lockdown.

Yes. Locked. Down.

As if that wasn’t enough, she followed this announcement with the academic equivalent of "don’t panic" by inviting a witch with the energy of I bill by the hour, slapping a ward around the entire academy.

No one in.

No one out.

No permission. No exceptions.

If this feels familiar, congratulations, we now live in what feels like Harry Potter’s Hogwarts, except instead of wands and butterbeer, we have wolves with anger issues, humans with zero survival instincts.

Ten points to whichever house survives.

IS THE ZOMBIE THING REAL?

Naturally, your Oracle did what she does best — asked the obvious question:

Is there actually a zombie outbreak happening?

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: Yes.

This is not a drill.

This is not a prank.

This is not a themed spirit week.

There is, in fact, something roaming the streets of Aster City and has sent everyone scrambling.

So here is my official advisory:

If you’re feeling adventurous and want to audition for Night of the Living Lunarians, by all means, attempt an escape. I support self-expression.

Just remember two things:

1:Do not bring the rest of us down with you.

2:Lock the ward behind you. Courtesy matters.

We’ve all seen how this ends.

I’ve watched enough zombie movies to know that the first rule of survival is:

Do not be the idiot who opens the gate "just to check."

That’s how everyone dies.

And for those of you already plotting dramatic escape attempts, a gentle reminder that the new wards electrocute.

So unless you are Violet Purple, blessed with plot armor and an affinity for Alaric Storm’s lightning, I strongly suggest you sit your brave little selves down and rethink your life choices.

I repeat: curiosity kills the cat, and also the sophomore who thought he was special.

Would this end soon?

No idea.

Do I hope it doesn’t?

CONTENT, CORRUPTION, & WHEN GIRLS TURN ON GIRLS

Let’s talk about standards.

Chapter 768: A Zombie Holiday 1

Kate had been abusing Natalie since childhood.

A FAMILY PATTERN, OR JUST BAD MORALS?

It has now come to light that Nicole’s own brother, Hermes, a thirty-year-old man, had been "dating" a fifteen-year-old girl until she turned twenty.

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