Demonic Pornstar System novel Chapter 566

Chapter 566: No Dragon Balls

Aria and Bastet both glanced toward Luna at the same time, with amusement flickering across their faces. It was subtle with Aria, only a small curve of the lips, silver eyes brightening with anticipation, but Bastet didn’t bother hiding it at all. One brow lifted, mouth tilting into a knowing smirk as Luna shoveled another forkful of food into her mouth, cheeks puffing slightly as she chewed.

Truth be told, both Moon and Solar mages had great fun whenever the gamer girl went on an unhinged rant about something she felt strongly about.

The gamer girl did just that, back in full force.

Any trace of battlefield composure evaporated the moment she started eating, posture slouching just a bit, and her legs pulled up to her chest with her favorite posture that had horrible ergonomics, making her look like a gremlin who was back in front of a screen instead of surrounded by monsters.

Her mouth filter clearly hadn’t respawned yet, and judging by the way she spoke around a mouthful of mana-dense meat, it might never come back online.

"Seriously," Luna continued, gesturing vaguely with her fork. "I swear, this is just dumb. They completely botched their carefully curated image. That Ash dude went from being a badass knight to a dude whose balls are on the net to see for all."

"..." At that, Kaiden whimpered. His balls were out there to be seen, too! Didn’t that make him a ’retard’ too?!

"I don’t mean it like that, dummy!" Luna shouted and stuffed a drumstick into her boyfriend’s mouth so he couldn’t even begin whining. "Shut up and eat."

With her man silenced momentarily, the girl explained herself. "We have a careful strategy in place that was created after a lot of thought and deliberation. To the outsiders, we might appear as a ’happy go lucky’ bunch who like to have sex coupled with an exhibitionism kink, but all of this has been part of our strategy..."

She didn’t say it out loud for fear of being listened to, but one of the major reasons they even did what they did was to fulfill the Demonic Pornstar System’s rank-up requirements. Without those rewards, they never would’ve set out on this journey.

Compared to that, the Ashen Losers were only chasing money and fame by copying them, missing out on the main reason why the Sinners set out on this path to begin with.

Then the gamer girl smiled. "And, after coming to our decision of restricting access to half the population, no dude can ever see your balls flinging back and forth as you do us. It’s only the horny chicks who can see it. Isn’t that like the most fulfilling thing for you men, like ever? You guys are known for terrorizing us poor women with your dick pics that literally no woman has ever asked for in the history of mankind, yet you, Kaiden Grey, can do it, and millions of chicks drool over it! They pay hundreds of dollars to have the privilege of seeing them in their full glory, violently swinging back and forth, slapping our bodies like a pair of battering rams!"

Kaiden froze. He stopped munching on his meal, remaining suspended in time.

For the first time in what felt like forever, color crept up his neck and into his cheeks, slow and undeniable, forming the kind of blush that couldn’t be suppressed no matter how many dungeons he’d cleared or monsters he’d crushed.

The drumstick was still lodged firmly in his mouth, and all he could do was stare at Luna with wide, disbelieving eyes.

Nyx didn’t last even a second. "Gremlin bestie, you are impossible! Have you absolutely no shame?! Hahaha!"

She burst out laughing so hard she had to brace herself against the table, shoulders shaking as an unholy snort escaped her before she could stop it. "Oh my gods... Look at Kai’s face! Luna, you actually killed him. That’s it. The Paragon of Sin, slain by his girl, talking about his jewels violently slapping against our skin."

Aria, meanwhile, reacted instantly, fingers tightening around Kaiden’s hand as she leaned closer, eyes full of genuine concern despite the chaos. "Kai, chew properly, please!!" she begged with her thumb rubbing circles against his knuckles. "Please don’t choke. Luna is just joking around, don’t pay attention to it."

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