My Whole Family Are Protagonists novel Chapter 156

Chapter 156 “Boom”

In a blue sports car.

Gou De called Meng Ziyu.

“Hey! Brother Meng, the person you found is too unreliable. Not only did they fail to capture the girl, but they also brought Zhang Baobiao and Ye Xinghui!”

Meng Ziyu asked worriedly, “Huh? Are you okay?”

“It’s nothing! They let me eat a white radish and then let me go!”

“Eat a white radish?” Meng Ziyu felt something was wrong after hearing this.

Gou De, who was driving, also felt something was wrong.

He felt that his stomach was bloating, and this feeling of bloating spread from the stomach to the whole body.

After a while, there were bursts of fart sounds and non-stop hiccups coming from the car.

The sound was deafening, and the smell of both farts and burps was very fresh. If there were any cultivators around, they would definitely smell Gou De’s butt, because his burps and farts were all filled with pure spiritual energy.

“Hey… what’s going on over there?” Meng Ziyu asked doubtfully.

“No… it’s okay… I’ll hang up now!”

Gou De felt something was going wrong. He believed that the current situation was definitely related to the white radish he had to eat.

“Damn it! What the hell is that white radish!?”

While talking, Gou De accidentally saw himself in the rearview mirror.

When he saw what he looked like, he almost fainted from fright.

At this time, earthworm-like veins appeared on the surface of Gou De’s skin, and his body became more and more swollen, as if he was a balloon that was about to blow up.

“No… I have to go… to the hospital!!!”

But before Gou De could even dial 120, he felt that his body had reached its limit.

“Boom!”

With that sound, Gou De’s entire body was blown to pieces.

In addition, his car also blew up from the force, and his flesh, blood, and internal organs were blown away everywhere.

…….

In a van not far away.

“Damn it! This thing really made someone explode into pieces!”

“Is that white radish so awesome?”

“Looks like it! Do you still want to eat that white radish?”

“I won’t eat! Won’t eat!”

Listening to the exchange between the two gangsters who were seated on the driver and co-pilot, Ye Xinghui pointed to the car not far away with its roof blown open and said, “See? I told him he wouldn’t live long!”

“Ye Xinghui, what on earth did you feed that boy?” Blind Bear asked curiously.

“It is indeed ginseng, but… it is a ginseng that is full of spiritual energy. If it is eaten by a cultivator, it will have great benefits, but… if it is eaten by ordinary people, without the means to refine the spiritual energy, they will eventually burst like a balloon!”

“Damn it! This is such a waste! You might as well give me the ginseng, and I will be responsible for killing him and disposing of the body or whatever you wanted!”

“It’s okay, it’s okay! I just wanted to have a lot of fun with this!” As he spoke, Ye Xinghui waved his hand again, and a ginseng that was bigger than before appeared in the car.

Seeing this ginseng, Blind Bear swallowed his saliva and then took a bite.

After taking the ginseng into his mouth, Blind Bear felt an indescribable sense of pleasure. Not only Blind Bear, but also the Gu in Blind Bear’s body felt incredible.

Blind Bear was almost sucked to death by the Gu before, which, in the end, allowed him to have the ability to communicate simply with the Gu.

Well, rather than proper communication, it was more like both parties could feel each other’s emotions. Through this, the relationship between the two had changed from the original parasitism to the current symbiotic state.

Kill? That would be too simple and boring.

“Let’s talk about Meng Ziyu tomorrow!”

……..

After returning home and eating the dinner cooked by Owl, Ye Xinghui went back to his room.

When he returned to his room, he didn’t think about how to deal with the problem of going to school. There was no need to deal with it.

Earlier today, because he messed with his big brother, Ye Xinghui’s small TV got a wave of signals again.

With this signal, Ye Xinghui watched Naruto for a while and obtained the shadow clone technique, Naruto’s BUG-level training ability.

However, Ye Xinghui’s shadow clone technique used his magic power as if it were adapted to his current capability. Whether it was endurance or strength, Ye Xinghui’s shadow clone technique was stronger than that of Naruto.

Good!

With his shadow clones here, cultivating or going to school no longer mattered! To cultivate, Ye Xinghui just threw a few shadow clones into the Map of Mountains and Rivers and collected them to improve his cultivation every once in a while.

The same goes for going to school. Just let a shadow clone attend it!

Now, what Ye Xinghui had to think about was how to deal with Meng Ziyu.

After thinking for a while, Ye Xinghui came up with a very interesting idea.

“Jarvis, what is Meng Ziyu doing now?”

After Jarvis heard Ye Xinghui’s order, several surveillance videos and voices were quickly displayed on the computer.

Meng Ziyu in the video was on the phone.

At this time, Meng Ziyu already knew about Gou De’s tragic death, so he was very panicked.

So he called his second uncle, hoping that he could help him.

“Jarvis, hack into Meng Ziyu’s phone and create a system for him. The name of the system is [Social Bull Syndrome System]”