The peace following the defeat of the Void lasted exactly twelve hours.
At 9:00 AM the next morning, Primrose was awakened not by an alarm, nor by an assassination attempt, but by the sound of fabric ripping.
She stumbled into the sitting room to find Ophelia standing in front of a full-length mirror. The ancient fox ancestor was currently wearing one of Primrose’s silk court dresses.
Or rather, she was wearing it. She had ripped the sleeves off, torn the skirt to knee-length, and used a curtain sash as a belt.
"This is unacceptable," Ophelia declared, looking at her reflection. "It’s too floofy. I feel like a cake decoration. How do you fight in this? How do you run?"
"We don’t usually run in court dresses, Grandma," Primrose yawned, leaning against the doorframe. "We walk. Regally."
"Boring," Ophelia scoffed. She kicked a pile of petticoats across the room. "In the First Age, we wore battle-leathers. Tunic, trousers, boots. Practical. Aerodynamic. This..." She gestured to the remaining silk. "This is a prison made of lace."
She turned to Primrose, her blue eyes blazing with a new mission.
"I want to go to the market. I want to see what the modern woman wears. And I want trousers. With pockets."
Primrose sighed. She looked at her schedule. 10:00 AM: Meeting with Architects. 11:00 AM: Budget Review.
"Cancel everything," Primrose told the empty air, where a Shadow Servant was hiding. "We’re going shopping."
The Gilded District of the city had miraculously survived the war mostly intact. It was the high-end fashion hub of the Beast Empire, lined with boutiques, tailors, and jewelers.
When the Royal Carriage pulled up, the street went silent.
Primrose stepped out, wearing a sensible day dress.
Rurik stepped out, grumbling, wearing his Warlord armor because he refused to wear "civilian rags."
Leonora stepped out, looking effortlessly chic in a tailored lion-skin jacket.
And then Ophelia stepped out.
She was wearing the mutilated silk dress, combat boots she had stolen from a guard, and sunglasses she had found in Jax’s room.
"So much beige," Ophelia critiqued, looking at the noblewomen walking by. "Why is everyone afraid of color? Did the Void eat the dye, too?"
"It’s the current trend, Lady Ophelia," Leonora explained diplomatically. "Minimalism is very popular in the capital."
"Minimalism is for people who can’t afford personality," Ophelia stated. She pointed a gloved finger at the largest, most expensive-looking shop on the corner. "The Velvet Rose. Let’s start there. Rurik, you carry the bags."
"I am a Warlord of the North," Rurik growled. "I crush skulls. I do not carry shopping bags."
"You do if you want me to tell you where the First Wolf hid his secret stash of moonshine," Ophelia whispered loudly.
Rurik’s ears perked up. He snatched a basket from a passerby. "Lead the way, Ma’am."
The Dressing Room Disaster
The shop assistants at The Velvet Rose nearly fainted when they realized who had walked in. The Silver Sovereign and the Living Legend.
"We are honored!" the shop owner, a nervous Deer-Kin, squeaked. "Please, everything is on the house! We have the latest spring collection—"
"I want leather," Ophelia interrupted, browsing a rack of pastel gowns with disdain. "And red. Blood red. Or maybe a nice electric blue."
She pulled out a jacket. It was meant for a man—a riding coat made of dark crimson wyvern leather.
"This," Ophelia said, holding it up. "But tighter. And cut the tails off."
"M-My Lady," the shopkeeper stammered. "That is a gentleman’s hunting coat. The ladies usually prefer the chiffon wraps..."
Ophelia stared at him. Her eyes flashed with the pressure of the ocean depths.
"Do I look like a lady who wraps herself in chiffon?"
"I will get the scissors," the shopkeeper squeaked.
For the next two hours, the dressing room was a war zone. Clothes flew over the top of the stall.
"Too itchy!"
"Where are the pockets? Why do women not get pockets in this century? Where do you keep your knives?"
"I look like a grandmother. I know I am one, but I don’t need to dress like I’ve given up on life!"
Finally, the curtain swept open.
Primrose gasped. Leonora nodded in approval. Even Rurik stopped sulking.
Ophelia stepped out.
She was wearing black leather trousers, custom-fitted in five minutes by a terrified tailor, the cropped crimson wyvern jacket, and a white silk shirt unbuttoned at the collar. She looked dangerous. She looked modern. She looked like a rock star who had just killed a dragon.
"Better," Ophelia decided, admiring herself in the mirror. She did a spin. "I can kick in this. I can run. And look."
She shoved her hands into her pants.
"Pockets."
"You look terrifying," Primrose smiled. "King Etienne would have fainted."
"Etienne liked it when I looked scary," Ophelia winked. "He had a thing for dangerous women. Why do you think he liked you?"
She turned to the shopkeeper. "I’ll take it. In every color. And throw in some boots. These guard boots smell like feet."
Ophelia wasn’t done. Having secured her own wardrobe, her eyes began to wander.
They landed on Rurik.
The massive Wolf Warlord was leaning against a pillar, looking bored and imposing in his battered iron armor.
"You," Ophelia pointed.
Rurik flinched. "Me?"
"You look like a walking scrap heap," Ophelia criticized, walking around him. "Iron plates? Fur capes? It’s so... First Age. You’re a handsome wolf. Why are you hiding under a rusted trash can?"


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