Raising Beast Cubs to Find a Husband novel Chapter 212

Chapter 212: The Warlords Go Shopping

The biggest problem with sudden, magical adoptions is the severe lack of preparation. Specifically, the lack of pants.

Three days after Pip transformed from a noisy yellow duckling into a noisy, yellow-haired toddler, he had officially run out of temporary clothes. The tiny blue overalls Luna had sent over were in the wash, leaving the newest Warlord-cub waddling around the kitchen wearing a very expensive linen tea towel held together by one of Cassian’s silver cravat pins.

"Honk!" Pip chirped, flapping his downy yellow wings as he chased a rogue grape across the marble floor.

"Do not eat floor-grapes, recruit," Arjun sighed, expertly sweeping the grape up with a dustpan before Pip could reach it.

I leaned against the kitchen island, sipping my morning coffee. "We have to go to the market. He can’t live in a tea towel, and winter is only a few months away. He needs sweaters. And shoes. Do ducks need shoes?"

"He is a Warlord-cub. He does not need sweaters; he needs armor!"

Rurik kicked the kitchen door open, looking incredibly pleased with himself. The Wolf Warlord strode into the room, holding up a tiny, incredibly heavy-looking vest made entirely of thick bear fur and boiled leather.

"I had the blacksmith rush-order this!" Rurik boomed, holding it up proudly. "It is chew-proof, bite-proof, and will keep him warm during a blizzard! Put it on him!"

Before I could even object, Cassian glided into the kitchen. The Serpent Warlord looked absolutely horrified as his slitted eyes locked onto the tiny, barbaric fur vest.

"You are not putting that feral rug on my adopted nephew," Cassian hissed, snatching the vest out of Rurik’s hands and tossing it onto the counter. "The structural weight would crush his developing spine. Furthermore, the coarse fur will chafe his wings. It is an aerodynamic nightmare."

"It builds character!" Rurik argued. "A wolf does not care about aerodynamics!"

"He is a duck, you flea-bitten brute."

"Enough," a dark, quiet voice rumbled from the corner of the kitchen.

Lucien materialized from the shadows, instantly silencing the argument. The Panther Assassin knelt down on the marble floor. He didn’t say a word, simply holding out his arms.

Pip immediately stopped chasing Arjun’s broom, let out a happy squeal, and waddled as fast as his chubby legs could carry him right into Lucien’s chest.

Lucien scooped the toddler up, his violet eyes softening into a look of absolute, terrifying devotion. He gently adjusted the tea towel so Pip’s wings had more room. Then, Lucien looked up at me.

"We are going to the tailor," Lucien stated, his tone leaving zero room for negotiation. "He requires the finest garments in the Empire. Money is no object."

"I was planning to just go to the regular market," I started to say, but Cassian was already pulling on his pristine white gloves.

"Nonsense. The Sovereign’s son will not wear mass-produced peasant cloth," Cassian declared, adjusting his cuffs. "We will take him to Madame Vionnet’s boutique in the upper district. I shall oversee the fabric selection personally."

"I am coming too!" Rurik announced. "If you put him in a frilly silk suit, the other predators will laugh at him! I must ensure he looks intimidating!"

I let out a long, exhausted breath. Shopping for a toddler was stressful enough. Taking three heavily armed, highly opinionated Warlords to a high-end boutique was going to be a diplomatic incident.

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Madame Vionnet’s boutique was a masterpiece of velvet drapes, gilded mirrors, and incredibly expensive fabrics. It was usually a quiet, refined space for the Empire’s nobility.

Then, we walked in.

The bell above the door chimed softly. Madame Vionnet, a tall, elegant Peacock-kin, turned around with a polite retail smile. The smile instantly froze, her colorful tail feathers twitching in pure panic.

Because standing in her delicate shop was the massive Wolf of the North, the deadly Serpent of the East, and the terrifying Lord of Shadows, who was currently holding a chubby toddler wearing a tea towel.

"W-Warlords," Madame Vionnet stammered, bowing so deeply she nearly hit her head on the counter. "Sovereign Primrose. To what do I owe this... incredible honor?"

"The boy requires clothing," Lucien said flatly. "Soft clothing. If it scratches him, I will burn this building to the ground."

Madame Vionnet swallowed hard. "Of course, my Lord. Right away."

"We need practical things," I quickly stepped forward, giving the poor woman a sympathetic smile. "Overalls, soft cotton shirts, and pants that can accommodate a diaper. Oh, and we need slits cut into the back of the shirts for his wings."

"Slits?!" Cassian gasped in horror. "You cannot simply slice holes into a garment! It compromises the structural integrity of the weave! Madame Vionnet, I require three bolts of your finest breathable spider-silk. We must tailor a custom, multi-paneled jacket that drapes seamlessly around the avian appendages."

"Spider-silk is too slippery!" Rurik yelled. "He will slide right off my shoulders! Give me durable canvas! And a tiny belt for his future hunting knife!"

"He is two! He does not need a hunting knife!" I groaned.

While the Warlords bickered over fabrics, Lucien had quietly set Pip down on a plush velvet ottoman in the center of the shop.

Madame Vionnet, moving with the speed of a woman whose life depended on it, scurried over with a soft, measuring tape. Her hands were shaking.

"Hello, little one," she cooed nervously. "I just need to take a quick measurement of your little arms..."

She raised the measuring tape.

Lucien stepped forward. He didn’t draw a weapon, but the sheer, suffocating killing intent that rolled off the Panther Assassin made the temperature in the room drop ten degrees.

"If that tape snaps back and strikes his skin," Lucien whispered, his violet eyes glowing in the dimly lit shop, "your bloodline ends today."

Madame Vionnet whimpered, completely frozen in terror.

"Lucien, stop threatening the tailor," I sighed, walking over and gently pushing his shoulder back. "She’s just doing her job. Pip is fine. Look."

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