Return of the Immortal Emperor Daddy novel Chapter 717

Chapter 717: Chapter 720 Wine God [Fourth Update]

"It seems nothing is wrong," Rui’er said, blinking as she looked at the Assassin, who was just as puzzled.

Why did it turn out like this?

Given the situation, however, he had no choice but to let it be.

"Forget it. Let’s just drink by ourselves," Rui’er said. The Assassin nodded, and Rui’er ordered two cups of Monkey Wine.

Seeing this, Wu Tian’s eyes narrowed. He immediately used the 72 Transformations. His true self became a mosquito and flew away, leaving a convincing duplicate of his body in its place.

I, Wu Tian, will treat others exactly as they treat me.

He flew behind the Liquor Tree, where a herd of horses was conveniently kept, and swapped their Monkey Wine for horse urine. Once the deed was done, the mosquito flew back and reverted to his original form. This was a technique Wu Tian had learned from Sun Wukong’s 72 Transformations; Sun Wukong himself had used this very method to win a bet against the Immortal of Tiger Power.

"Your wine is here." A servant brought the Monkey Wine to the Assassin and Rui’er.

The Assassin, who loved to drink, was growing impatient and gave a quick nod. "Si’er has Wu Tian, and you have me. Don’t worry, when we work together, we won’t be any worse than them."

With that, he tipped his head back and drank deeply. By the time the liquid flowed down his throat and he realized something was terribly wrong with the taste, it was too late. He had already swallowed more than half the cup.

"No, what is this... BLECH..." The Assassin vomited violently.

Rui’er, ever graceful and methodical in her actions, had not yet taken a sip. But seeing the Assassin’s reaction, her expression turned strange. She immediately smelled her own cup of Monkey Wine, and her face grew complicated.

"What is this?" the Assassin shouted. "What did you give me to drink?"

"Horse urine," Rui’er stated flatly.

"What?" The Assassin was stunned. Coming back to his senses, he continued to retch violently.

The commotion disturbed the surrounding patrons, making them unable to continue drinking. A wave of nausea washed over them as they, too, felt the urge to throw up.

Seeing this, a servant approached coldly. "Hey, what do you think you’re doing? Are you deliberately causing trouble?"

The Assassin realized his outburst was inappropriate and replied placatingly, "My apologies, this is my fault, but why... why would you serve me horse urine?"

"What?"

"Horse urine?"

"Is there something wrong with the wine?"

Hearing this, the other guests stopped drinking at once. The thought that their own drinks might also be tainted made them feel even sicker. The servant became furious; this entire mess had been caused by the man in black before him.

"It seems I’ll have to teach you a lesson." The servant made his move.

"I mean no offense! I was just asking why there was horse urine in my wine!" the Assassin explained as he dodged.

But to the servant, this explanation was incredibly grating. "You’re still talking? You still dare to talk?"

When one servant couldn’t subdue the Assassin, the others swarmed him.

"No!"

The Assassin was promptly beaten. Rui’er could only watch, stunned.

So he’s saying our Monkey Wine only deserves ten points? This was an insult that simply could not be borne.

Looks like Wu Tian has found his own trouble.

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