The Alpha's Unclaimed Mate novel Chapter 259

Chapter 259: The Knotty Omega: Call Her Mommy With The Riding Crop

THE KNOTTY OMEGA: Call Her Mommy With The Riding Crop

Written by: Yours Truly

Wolves of Skardos. My darlings. My degenerates. My loyal, scandal-starved readers who keep this column alive despite the best efforts of every intelligence service on the continent.

Yours Truly told you to brace yourselves.

You did not brace hard enough.

The Knotty Omega is now banned in SEVEN kingdoms. That is three more than last month. To the Bloodmoon servant who sent fourteen pages of notes wrapped inside a bread delivery: you are the backbone of journalism and Yours Truly will protect your identity with every breath in this body.

Let us begin.

A KING EXECUTED A MAN FOR SAYING TWO WORDS OUT LOUD:

Yours Truly is about to say them in print. Come find me. I dare you.

Shadowclaw was ambushed. Reports confirm mercenaries and a coordinated attack. Only one attacker was left alive.

Ambushes don’t happen in Shadowclaw territory. What were they after?

A white wolf was allegedly seen in the forest the same night as the ambush. And who was the white wolf running with? A black wolf the size of a small horse. *Cough* Alpha-sized.

The next morning, the sole surviving attacker was on trial. He mentioned the white wolf.

Shadowclaw said "off with his head" before the man finished breathing.

Does Yours Truly have a theory on who the white wolf is? I have exactly one. Draw your own conclusions, darlings.

That man drew his and it killed him.

DRAGON ARMY TRANSCRIPTS:

Remember the nobody who became somebody over night? White haired. Alphas fighting over her. May or may not have a white wolf. Yes that girl.

The quotes coming from trainings include:

"Frostborne just mounted my dragon without asking. That’s the most aggressive pussy energy I’ve seen since I was smacked by a redhead and her brunette friend. My safe word is ’harder.’"

The only notable redhead in Drakenfell is the Beta’s mate. The best friend of Serena. Nice work ladies. But also can we just pause at the aggressive talk there?

Another quote:

"If Frostborne ever needs a riding partner, I volunteer as tribute. Dragons during the day, my face between her thighs at night. I’ll even let her use the riding crop. Hell, if she plays her cards right, I’ll call her ’mommy’ while she does it."

These quotes were cited by multiple anonymous sources.

What gives?

EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK FROSTBORNE:

Attractive score? Confirmed ten. But there are other tens out there. That doesn’t make a woman attract mates like this one.

Pheromones? Maybe.

Magnetic personality? Maybe. It’s been reported that she’s quiet.

Is she just THAT good with dragons? Confirmed yes. But it doesn’t explain the sexual energy.

Is something else going on here? Yes.

Yours Truly has a few theories. One starting with a necklace that I’ll get to. Hold that thought.

TROUBLE IN PARADISE?

Sources say the Crown Prince of Drakenfell stormed out of an infirmary room. Serena ran after him calling his name. She then collapsed on the floor.

What did he do next? He walked.

You read that correctly.

The Prince Walked Away:

And who found her? Who sat down on that cold stone floor beside the crying Crown Princess like it was the only place in the world he was supposed to be?

Gavriel Sterling, Gamma of Drakenfell. Quick Stats:

Age: Mid-20s

Zodiac: Cancer

Attractive score: 9

Six Pack: Yes

Height: 6’2

Gavriel’s Biggest Flags:

Green: Would sit on a stone floor next to you while you cry and not say a word until you’re ready.

Red: Will fall in love with his best friend’s mate and tell him to his face over whiskey.

It was overheard by multiple sources in a pub when he confessed his love for her to Dexmon Drakenfell, the Crown Prince.

Let Yours Truly say that again for the wolves in the back.

Gavriel Sterling, Third of Drakenfell, Gamma of the inner circle, the man who has been reported at Serena Frostborne’s side since the week she arrived in Drakenfell, looked the Crown Prince in the face and said he was in love with his mate.

Watch Out Alphas. A Gamma Has Entered The Race:

To the serving girl at the tavern who remembered every word and will remain unnamed: you are the most important person in journalism right now and Yours Truly will name a future edition after you.

He Hit His Best Friend Over Pussy:

A few days after he confessed his undying love for her, sources report a fight between the two best friends.

Dexmon confronted Gavriel. Yelling was heard. The Gamma left with blood on his chin and a jaw that was already swelling.

CROWN SCANDAL SEASON:

The Most Passed-Around Princess In Skardos Is Offered ANOTHER Crown

Yours Truly has a source on the Shadowclaw council with excellent penmanship and a grudge.

King Shadowclaw formally declared his intention to crown Serena Frostborne as Queen of Shadowclaw.

The council said NO.

As in "we respect your feelings, Alpha, but the Crown Princess of another kingdom cannot sit on our throne, and also we have already selected a list of alternative brides for your consideration."

Is the most eligible bachelor back on the market?

Stay tuned for next month.

The Prince’s Post-Nut Sprint: Two Castles Saw That Ass

Yours Truly is going to need everyone to put down whatever they are holding. If you are near a fire, step back. If you are drinking, swallow first.

Guinevere Ashford, the exiled cousin of Finnick Shadowclaw, the teacup-throwing menace of last month’s edition, was spotted running through the corridors of Shadowclaw Keep.

Naked.

Who was chasing her?

Dexmon Drakenfell with his pants on backwards.

EVIDENCE IN WRITING:

It reads: The Crown cordially announces the union of Crown Prince Dexmon Drakenfell and Lady Guinevere Ashford.

Bending Her Over His Desk At 4 AM:

Second wife. *Cough*

Naked Whore Stole My Necklace:

She Cried. He Was Balls Deep In Somebody Else.

THE NOBODY KNOCKED THE BRIDE ON HER ASS:

THE PRINCE ARRESTED HIS OWN WIFE:

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