The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL] novel Chapter 1088

Chapter 1088: A Strange Stroke of Luck

The whereabouts of the Queen Bee?

Well.

That was honestly a fantastic question.

One that, unexpectedly enough, ended up being answered through a conversation no one would’ve anticipated hearing in the middle of an allegedly peaceful dungeon space.

"Congratulations."

Elder Feng suddenly spoke out of nowhere while looking toward the direction of a wild Killian Nox.

"It seems you’re a father now."

"..."

"..."

The words landed with all the subtlety of a meteor strike.

No one reacted.

Not because they didn’t hear it.

But because the peaceful surroundings—and even the earlier insane buzzing—had momentarily gone quiet as though giving the stage entirely to the Elder.

It became so deathly silent when he spoke with such horrifying sincerity that the declaration practically echoed throughout the entire area like some ceremonial announcement.

DA-DUN.

Father now.

The silence afterward was immediate and absolute.

Surely, they heard wrong, right?

There was simply no way those words had actually tumbled out of the Elder’s mouth so casually.

And yet they did.

But just as soon as the well-meaning Elder said it, and as soon as it went into the left ear and out the right ear of one young official, Elder Shen’s voice suddenly cut in to admonish him.

"Feng, you bumbling geezer," Elder Shen scolded. "There are two of them involved. Shouldn’t it be fathers instead?"

Elder Feng frowned immediately.

"But what if the other one wanted to be the mother?"

That instantly caused Elder Wei to join in.

"Aren’t you both being discriminatory?" the Elder asked calmly. "What if both of them wanted to be mothers?"

"Oh, for heaven’s sake."

Elder Pao Xi finally snapped, rubbing his forehead as though desperately wanting to remove himself from the entire situation altogether.

"Is it because all of you spent too long being old and gray that your vocabulary became limited? Just say parents! Have you all gone senile and forgotten something so simple?!"

And just like that, the rest of the Elders immediately devolved into bickering old men despite currently looking decades—ahem, centuries—younger than they used to.

Three nearly identical heads looked moments away from colliding as the argument rapidly spiraled into complete nonsense.

Fortunately, before things could worsen further, a hand suddenly rose nearby.

"Excuse me, Elders..."

It was a very innocent Luca wearing soft pajamas and looking entirely unprepared for whatever conversation he had just walked into.

"But who exactly did you say are parents now?"

The golden-eyed cadet asked the question with complete sincerity.

Then, almost miraculously, the arguing Elders unified instantly.

Without hesitation, all of them turned toward the side.

And pointed.

Directly at one suddenly gaunt-faced redhead and one unusually silent yet visibly cursed-looking worker.

"..."

"..."

The two men looked so squeezed by the situation that sheer disbelief and insane leg strength were likely the only things keeping them upright.

But surprisingly, the next horrified exclamation did not come from either of the accused individuals.

Well, those were the usual and trusted methods they generally planned on employing. 𝓯𝙧𝙚𝒆𝙬𝙚𝒃𝙣𝙤𝒗𝓮𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢

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