The Scumbag's Guide To Heroism novel Chapter 233

Chapter 233: 233 | Sunrise Over Field Zeta

I dismissed the constructs and activated Blitz. The world compressed as I launched forward, crossing Field Zeta’s full length in under a second, the grass blurring into green smear beneath my feet. I stopped exactly where I intended to, which was the important part.

Three months ago, my first Blitz attempt ended with my face meeting a padded wall. Now the stopping was as clean as the launch. I reversed direction, Blitzed back to center field, reversed again, and ran a zigzag pattern across the field at speeds that would have registered on a radar gun as a traffic violation.

By the time I stopped, my heart rate was elevated but nowhere near distressed. The Demigod recovery kicked in within seconds, pulling me back to baseline as if the burst of superhuman sprinting had been a casual stroll.

I pulled Joyful Cloud from my inventory.

The three-section staff materialized in my hands with the warm ivory weight I’d gotten used to during my gym incident.

The golden chains connecting the segments whispered as I settled into the opening stance that the weapon’s knowledge had programmed into my nervous system. I didn’t need to think about form. The staff knew where to go, and my body knew how to follow.

I let the first form flow. Joyful Cloud spun in a lateral arc that generated enough wind to bend the grass in a five-foot radius, then transitioned into an overhead rotation that brought all three segments into play simultaneously.

The chains sang against each other as I cycled through strikes, blocks, transitions, direction changes, each movement building on the last with an acceleration that matched my intention rather than fighting it.

At eighty Strength the staff had already punched a basketball-sized crater into Diane’s pristine gym wall back home. Now, sitting at one hundred Strength with the Demigod multiplier running underneath it, every full-power strike I threw displaced enough air to generate a sound like someone cracking a whip made of thunder.

I kept my distance from anything that could be classified as "structural" or "expensive to replace." The medicine balls scattered near the maintenance shed wouldn’t survive contact with Joyful Cloud at full output, and I had exactly zero interest in explaining to the facilities department why their equipment storage looked like it had been hit by a localized meteor strike.

Twenty minutes of flowing through the staff forms left me drenched. Sweat soaked through my compression shirt and plastered it against my ribs. My shoulders burned in the specific way that meant I’d actually pushed them past comfort and into the productive range of muscle fatigue.

I was also grinning like an absolute idiot.

Joyful Cloud collapsed back into its compact two-foot form with the whisper-quiet click of gold chain settling into place. I dismissed it to my inventory and stood there in the center of Field Zeta, chest heaving slightly, watching dawn break over the eastern ridge in bands of gold and soft pink that made the distant Verano skyline look almost mythical.

Diane’s words from this morning circled back through my head without permission.

You don’t look ready.

The ready part comes later.

Maybe. But the not-being-useless part was right now.

Devotion’s Echo pulsed with warmth from Sloane’s direction, telling me she was still asleep and dreaming about something that made her feel safe. I let myself feel that for a second longer than was probably productive.

What I had, right now, was a toolkit that didn’t make sense for a mid-tier Channeler with a telekinetic projection Aspect.

Spectral Reach with four constructs capable of independent operation at significant force output. Blitz with a range that covered thirty feet in a blink.

Lightning Cloak with a thirty-second window of full-body enhancement that doubled my already triple-digit physical stats. Joyful Cloud, a weapon that hit hard enough to rearrange architecture. Demigod recovering me faster than exhaustion could accumulate.

That was a top-five Hero loadout disguised as a first-year student with an unremarkable registration file.

The gap between what Halloran thought I was and what I actually was had never been wider, and Steele had already smelled the discrepancy from across a training field. Diane’s advice wasn’t just about emotional readiness. It was about the performance itself.

Stop calibrating every single output to match a fiction you can’t sustain anyway, and start showing enough of the real thing that when people finally see all of it, the surprise is "oh, he was always that good" instead of "who the hell is this person and where did the mid-tier Channeler go?"

The question wasn’t whether to reveal more. The question was how fast and to whom.