The Scumbag's Guide To Heroism novel Chapter 419

Chapter 419: 419 | In the Car With Them [CASTLE BONUS]

"One more thing," she said, "and then I’ll let you go and you can pretend this part didn’t happen."

"You keep saying that like I’m going to be the one who pretends."

"You will. It’s the most efficient thing about you." She pushed off the sill, and the suit jacket settled back into whatever tailored architecture it had been built around, and she started down the hall without checking whether I was following, which was becoming a pattern with her. "Walk. Diane is counting."

The fourth floor administrative wing at Halloran has that specific institutional hush where the carpet is too good and the doors are too heavy and nobody who works there has ever raised their voice on purpose.

Our footsteps did not match. Hers landed clean and even, heel to floor, the rhythm of a woman who had figured out the load-bearing mechanics of her own body sometime in her twenties and never revisited the question.

Mine were quieter than they should have been, because a hundred Agility does that whether I want it to or not, and I made myself scuff the second step so I sounded like a person.

She noticed. Of course she noticed. She did not say anything about it, which was worse.

We took the stairs. Four flights, and she did them in heels at conversational pace without her breathing changing, and somewhere around the second landing I stopped mentally scoring the meeting and started noticing how tired I actually was.

That is the thing nobody tells you about running a lie at scale. The lie is easy. The lie takes one session, maybe two, to assemble correctly. You figure out what the other person needs to see and you give it to them clean, and if you do it right they don’t even notice the handoff.

The maintenance is what kills you. The version of yourself that you preassemble for every room you walk into has to stay upright for the entire length of the conversation, and you can’t let the seams show, and you definitely can’t let the exhaustion show, because exhaustion is readable and readable means questions and questions mean the file gets opened again by someone whose job is noticing when the file doesn’t add up.

I had been doing that for three weeks. Dravid’s class. Steele’s sessions. Percy sitting across from me in study hours with his notebooks out, processing something I had said two days ago that I barely remembered saying.

Radiant standing fifteen feet away during a capture exercise, watching me move in a way that made my shoulder blades itch, his eyes tracking for one point three seconds longer than a casual glance required.

And now a woman who knew my mother’s combat theory better than I ever would, standing in front of me on a landing with six pages under her arm that could dismantle everything I had built since the entrance exam, telling me to walk faster because Diane was counting and we were already thirty seconds behind schedule.

I was so tired.

Not physically. Stamina does not fail anymore. The exhaustion was somewhere else, in the part of my brain that had to stay alert and upright and performing competence for every single interaction, even the ones that should have been easy.

"You’ve gone quiet," she said, at the ground floor door. Her voice was level, observational, not concerned. "That’s new. You’ve talked for forty-three minutes straight."

"I’m conserving."

"For what."

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