A flood of memories crashed over Ye Yu like a tidal wave.
That Communication Stone belonged to Hanyue Xi for contacting her parents. When they’d parted so hastily before, she’d fled before Ye Yu could return it. To keep it from mixing with his own, Ye Yu had tucked Hanyue Xi’s Communication Stone into his robe, intending to give it back the next time they met—never imagining this mix-up.
From Little White’s expression, their conversation had been extremely unpleasant. How unpleasant, Ye Yu did not know. He seized Little White and demanded it repeat, word for word, [N O V E L I G H T] what had happened.
Through Little White’s narration, Ye Yu finally understood everything.
In Little White’s eyes, Ye Yu’s slumber was indistinguishable from seclusion cultivation. After all, once one became a god, who simply went to sleep? And seclusion cultivation required absolute silence—any disturbance could lead to madness.
To ensure Ye Yu’s safety, Little White had stood guard outside. When it heard the Communication Stone vibrate, it entered the room—and saw Ye Yu frown in response to the disturbance. Fearing for his safety, Little White snatched up the Stone and took it outside to explain: “Big Brother is in seclusion—please wait.” As soon as it infused divine power to connect, the voice on the other end barked:
“Where are you?”
Little White frowned. “You want to reach my Big Brother Ye Yu, right? He’s currently—”
Before it could finish, the stranger cut in: “Ye Yu? Who’s Ye Yu? Who are you?”
Their tone grew impatient and harsh. Thus began a half-hour-long barrage of insults between beast and god:
“I’m Little White!”
“What a crappy name—like some mutt. You trying to fool me? Kid, you’re dead meat.”
“I suggest you be respectful.”
“Respect my—! Hand over the Stone, or I’ll turn you into a dog for real!”
“I’ll slip you a banana peel on your face! You dog—you’re the dog, you big black dog.”
“How dare you call me a dog? You’re in trouble—you’re in big trouble! I am Hangu—dare you tell me your true name? I’ll come find you right now!”
“I’ll stew both your eggs!”

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