The doorman’s white-gloved hands push open ridiculously heavy glass doors, and I step into a lobby that’s several tax brackets above my salary range. Crystal chandeliers drip. Marble floors gleam.
"Damn," Penelope whispers at my side. "I feel like I should curtsy or something."
I snort. "Right? It’s like Versailles and Fort Knox had a baby, then bathed it in liquid gold."
We navigate around a fountain that could double as a small lake, complete with honest-to-god swans gliding across its surface. Because nothing says ’tasteful wealth’ like forcing waterfowl to be living decorations.
"Ten bucks says those birds shit gold nuggets," Penelope mutters.
"Twenty says some poor bastard’s job is to fish them out and resell them."
A concierge approaches, his smile so plastered it could hold up drywall. "Good evening, ladies. How may I assist you?"
I clear my throat, suddenly aware of my decidedly non-gilded attire. Even the employees are dressed better than I am, and they’re in uniform. "We’re here to see Marcus Ashby."
His eyes flick over us, probably checking for hidden money clips or designer labels. Finding none, his smile tightens a fraction. "Of course. Mr. Ashby is expecting you in the Platinum Suite. Please, follow me."
Seriously? Even the concierge is on his payroll?
Is this normal?
Clearly, I don’t have enough experience with the super rich. How can a hotel like this make money? Most people can’t afford to rent a room here.
As we trail behind him toward the elevators, Penelope whispers in my ear, "Platinum Suite? What, was the ’We’re Richer Than God’ penthouse already booked?"
The elevator is a work of art unto itself, with mirrored walls and what looks suspiciously like real gold trim. Then again, paint’s come a long way. Who knows.
"So," I murmur to Penelope as we ascend, "on a scale of one to ’selling my soul,’ how much do you think a night here costs?"
She pretends to consider. "Hmm. I’d say somewhere between ’firstborn child’ and ’small island nation.’"
The concierge clears his throat. "It’s closer to small island nation."
The doors slide open with a soft chime, revealing a hallway that makes the lobby look positively shabby in comparison. The carpet is so plush I half expect to sink in up to my knees.
Our guide leads us to a set of double doors that wouldn’t look out of place in a medieval castle. He raps softly, then steps back with a slight bow. "Mr. Ashby will see you now."
As the doors swing open, I brace myself for more obscene displays of wealth. I’m not disappointed.
The Platinum Suite is less a hotel room and more of a house. Floor-to-ceiling windows offer a panoramic view of the city, twinkling like a sea of stars below us. The furniture looks like it should be covered in plastic, so our mere mortal DNA dust doesn’t get all over it.
And in the center of it all, looking as comfortable as if he were born to inhabit spaces that cost more than most people’s lifetime earnings, stands Marcus Ashby.
"Ah, Ms. d’Armand, Ms. de Lucien. Welcome." His smile is warm, but his eyes are sharp, assessing. "Please, make yourselves comfortable."
It shouldn’t surprise me that he recognizes Penelope immediately, but it does.
She takes it in stride. "Hello, Mr. Ashby. It’s a pleasure to meet you."
I glance around, half-expecting to see Logan lounging on one of the obscenely expensive-looking sofas. But the room is empty save for us and Ashby.
"Logan won’t be joining us?" I ask, trying to keep my tone neutral.
Ashby’s expression doesn’t change. "I’m afraid not. He had some... pressing matters to attend to."
Great. Vague and unhelpful, my favorite combination.
"Now then," the lawyer continues, gesturing for us to sit down, "shall we get down to business?"
"No. Well, yes, but not when he died. Our relationship was over by then."
Comments
The readers' comments on the novel: Pheromonal: One Night With the Alpha