[I offer my sincerest apologies~~~~!!!]
I was deeply bowing my head (in my heart at least!).
We were being detained in the guard station of the dwarven gatekeepers.
After causing an uproar to such an extent, it was somewhat obvious that I
wouldn't be declared innocent and released on the spot.
The dwarf guardsmen had come rushing over and instantly surrounded all
of us that were involved.
Although...my previous opponents of 5 were perfectly knocked out, so I
felt like it was just me being trapped in that circle.
That was it! I should secretly turn back into a slime and.... Run away.
I thought to myself, Eureka!'.
But as I returned to my slime form and attempted escape...
Grab!
My body was abruptly seized, and then a feeling of being suspended came
over me.
I was so easily captured...
The soldier-san who caught me was smiling with a face that said, Where
do you think you're going?'
But I could tell by the bulging vein in his forehead, that he wasn't happy in
the least.
[Wai-, I haven't done anything you know! I'm also a victim in this matter!]
I tried pleading the way Gobuta-kun would, however...
[Uh huh. Is that right! All the same, I'll listen to your story at the guard
station! You'd better not think about running away!]
He still wore that wonderful smile, even as he warned me.
It might be a better idea to just give in...
Suddenly I thought to myself, What's Gobuta-kun doing right now?', and
when I looked around...
I saw that even now, his eyes were still closed and his ears covered.
...That idiot! What was he thinking?
No wait...he was probably not thinking at all. He was a ninny after all.
While feeling somewhat amazed, I called Gobuta-kun over.
And this was how we were dragged away to the guard station.
The order of how events played out that time!
First, I was forced into a fight!
Second, I transformed into a wolf!
Third, I let out a howl at a teensy bit loud volume.
How about it? I'm not to blame right?
With that in mind, I sneaked a quick look up at soldier-san.
As ever, he was still wearing that wonderful smile.
His beard was a fine match with his good natured and hearty looks.
It's such a pity though~, if only those veins on his forehead would calm
down...
[Uhm~, why was I brought along with you?]
[You i-di-ot! What are you saying? Because you got involved in that mess,
we are the ones getting reprimanded!]
[Eh?! So that's what happened! I'm really sorry.... I caused alot of troubles
again....]
[Well, it couldn't be helped this time, but make sure to be more careful
next time alright?]
Whew. I think I fooled him somehow. What I used just now was the
ultimate skill, "shifting blame"!
*Original text is 人®. I'm pretty sure it has to do with controlling blame, but not completely
sure. If you know what it means please let me know
This was an advanced social technique which you could master only after
many years of life experience. The trick was to not let the other party
suspect you.
It was considerably difficult to use!
*If you're wondering what that accomplished, the guard's mood got a little better, I guess
Moving on.
Actually, while I did jokingly recount how the incident had occurred, it
was mostly quite accurate.
Using the information they gained from the witnesses, the guards had also
reached the same conclusion as how I had described it.
I felt that their attitudes towards me had become softer to a certain extent.
[Now. About that demon wolf. What was it?]
Asking the question was the soldier-san who was in charge of the
investigation.
What did he mean by what it was?
The name of its species?
[Let's see, the name of that wolf species is-...]
[Not that. I don't need to know the name of its species, or anything like
that. Why did that kind of demon appear in that place? To begin with,
where did it come from and where did it go? Speak of everything you
know!]
Mm?
Although I told them I transformed into the wolf, it seems they don't
believe me?
As a rule, heroes hide the fact that they can transform, but I'm no hero.
That was why I had openly talked like a chatterbox, and yet...
[No...now see here, I'm telling you that it was me who transformed into
that wolf!]
[Ha~. Really, I get that it's rare for a slime being able to talk, but
transformation?]
[Wait wait, then should I show you I can do it?]
[Hmph. Well whatever. However, let's say for arguments sake that the wolf
really was you. Why can you transform? Aren't you a slime?]
Eh?
Confronted with such a question, how should I reply?
Honestly answering, It's a unique skill!', would be a foolish move. If I did
that, it would put me on the same level as Gobuta-kun.
Think!
Come up a good explanation right this moment, me!!!
[To tell you the truth...a magician cast a curse on me. I think it was done
out of jealousy for my talent.... Back then, I was a user of illusion magic.]
[Uh huh. Cursed by a magician...you say. And?]
[Well err, right. I had learned a number of illusion spells and was fully
focused on studying, but an evil magician changed me into a slime...
Right now, I'm on a journey to find a method to break the curse on me...
and that's how it is!]
[How did you come to meet this evil magician? Why were you not killed
but instead cursed??]
Ughh...it would have been so nice if he took everything at face value....
His persistence was almost annoying.
Well, it was reasonable I suppose. If he believed me just like that, I would
consider him no better than a goblin.
And from then on, a seemingly never ending 2 hours passed.
It was a time of non-stop offense and defense (questions and answers)
between me and soldier-san.
.
.
.
-The passionate exchange of words between the two, had gradually given
shape to a never-before heard of story.
A story about a certain beautiful girl, who was cursed by an evil magician
and turned into a slime.-
I didn't mean for it turn out that way, but in the midst of responding to
every one of soldier-san's pinpoint questions, I had given birth to an
exceedingly strange story.
In the story, I was the young maiden who was a prodigy of transforming
and illusion magic. She was cursed by a witch and was on a journey to
break the spell, or so it went...
You may ask, how did it come to this?
Whenever I had mentioned something odd, soldier-san would mercilessly
tackle it in the name of cross-examination.
And in the process of fixing up my story enough to make him say, So
that's how it was!', it was already too late...
Me and soldier-san. At the end of it, we had exchanged looks full of a
feeling of accomplishment...though I had no eyes!
No words were said, but our feelings got across to each other.
[Alright! The written evidence (though the content is nonsensical...) is
completed! Thanks for your co-operation! By the way, what will you two-
...]
Slam!
[It's-, it's terrible! Down at the mines, an Armorsaurus appeared! They say
that several miners who were picking ores have already been injured!]
[What?! So, has this Armorsaurus been put down yet?]
[There's no problem there! Just now, a suppression unit has been sent over.
But those who were wounded are in bad conditions. I don't know whether
it was for war preparations or something else, but everything related to
medicines have been sold off, and it seems they won't bring out the
emergency stores in the castle...]
[Are there no healers?]
[That is...you know that to mine "magic ores" you need to go deep into
the caves, right? At the moment, all of the capable healers are away
escorting the miners, and the only ones available right now are
greenhorns!!!]
[What did you say...!?]
It appeared to be a serious situation...and they've completely forgotten I
was there.
I thought to myself, If there are emergency supplies in the castle, bring
them out!'....
Restorative medicine huh. Although I have them...what should I do?
[Oi, mister! Mister!!!]
I've decided to hand them some.
As for why I would do this, it's not like I thought maybe building a good
image of myself would perhaps would prove my innocence in the earlier
incident...it's absolutely not like that!
Saving lives is a natural thing to do!
Though I admit, I sounded suspicious...
But they say that compassion is not for the benefit of others. In other
words, something good may happen for me!
[What is it? I'm busy right now! The investigation is finished now, but I
can't release you yet. For a while, you'll be waiting in this place!]
[No no, not that. It's about this, you see?]
I took out medicine from a pocket. (Or from their view, I simply spat it
out.)
[...? Ah, what's this?]
[It's restorative medicine. It's of excellent quality! Good for drinking!
Good for applying on wounds!]
[Ha? Why would a slime like you be holding on to something like
medicine?]
Hey now.... Where did my setting (story of a young maiden) from before
go.
Just now I was completely treated like a slime! As I expected, he was also
going along with the flow at that time.
Well putting that aside...
[That doesn't really matter right? Please try using it. How many do you
need?]
[Six people were injured but...will you have enough?]
The young soldier-san, that had come to report the situation, was glaring
at me with suspicion.
A demon giving you medicine...if it was me, I wouldn't take it.
[Tsk! No matter, don't leave the room! We're going now!]
[Eh? But, captain...that's a demon you know?]
[Quiet! We're going! Hurry and lead the way!!!]
While saying that, the bearded soldier-san who was called captain snatched
the 6 medicines I had taken out and took off running.
Although we never had a proper talk with each other, I think he decided to
soldier-san's recommendation solved everything!
Looking at it optimistically, nothing but good things had happened to us!
[But in return for that...]
Mm? Was there a hidden catch to this?
When it came to things hidden beneath the surface, videos were all I
liked...
*Meant to be a pun on underground videos\=pirated videos. Because under the guise of something
good there was something bad and underground videos are pirated videos and pirated videos are bad
and...forget it
**It could also be about p*rn. I'm just saying
[If you still have any of those medicines remaining, I want to buy them!]
I see now.
I did hear about it yesterday, that somehow supplies on medicine were low.
Seeing as I have a huge stock of medicines, it would be fine selling them...
but I didn't know the market price for them.
What to do?
Well, whatever.
These medicines didn't cost anything to produce after all. If he says he
needs them, then I'll just hand over some.
[I can agree to that. Although I say that, I do need them myself, so it
depends on how many you need.]
[I'll be fine with just taking the leftovers. Even if only one is left, I'll take
it!]
Hn? Isn't that strange?
Wasn't he trying to procure a reserve supply of medicines?
Having just one, wouldn't solve anything in the hour of need...
I suppose the need for medicine is just that great.
[Mm...then, how about 5?]
[5! That'll be great!]
[Aah, and also, did you know that it'll probably still have a good effect
when diluted with water? When treating the average injury, just 1/10 of the
medicine should be fine!]
When I explained how it worked, the captain nodded with a face that
yelled, I want more!'.
After making sure he understood, I handed over the 5 pieces of medicine
and in return, I received a small bag.
Opening the bag, I saw some gold coins inside.
[Although it may not be much, it was everything we could take out. I hope
you can let me have them all for 5 coins each!]
It appeared that 5 pieces of medicine were worth 25 gold coins.
But at the present, I couldn't tell profit from loss, so I thought to make use
of this opportunity to ask about the currency rates.
[Uhmm, excuse me...]
[Is it not enough? But this is the best I can offer...]
[No, though I'm okay with the amount you gave, there's something I'd like
you to teach me!]
[Eh? You're alright with this price? The-...then what is it you wanted to
ask?]
Hm? Hnn?
Judging from that reaction...I was ripped off! It might have been fine to
push the price a little bit.
Well that's fine.
I felt that this captain-san was a good person, so I doubt he took advantage
of me to a serious extent.
[Right now, I have only a small amount of money, but not only that, I have
no idea at all about the value of money and the price of commodities...
If possible, please teach me regarding those things! After all, being a
slime, I'm ignorant in these things!]
My current manner of speech was totally contradicting yesterday's setting
(story of a young maiden).
At any rate, both us had never believed in that story in the first place, so no
problem there!
And so like this, we had a conversation before departure that lasted so
long, that it wasn't until after eating lunch that I was ready to say, Now we
depart!'.
I couldn't taste anything, but nonetheless, it was a good meal.
Status
Name: Rimuru Tempest
Species: Slime
Divine Protection: Crest of Storm
Titles: "One Who Controls Demons"
Magic:
None
Skills:
Unique Skill Great Sage
Unique Skill Predator
Slime Inherent Skills Dissolution, Absorption, Self-Regeneration
Extra Skill Water Manipulation
Extra Skill Magic Perception
Acquired Skills:
Black Snake Heat Perception, Poison Mist Breath
Centipede Paralysis Breath
Spider Sticky Thread, Steel Thread
Bat Ultrasonic Waves
Lizard Body Armor
Black Wolf Super Olfaction, Thought Transmission, Intimidation,
Shadow Movement, Black Lightning
Resistances:
Heat Fluctuation Resistance EX
Physical Attack Resistance
Pain Immunity
Electrical Resistance
Paralysis Resistance
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