The Villainess Wants To Go Home novel Chapter 34

I woke by the chirping of the morning birds. Fluttering my eyes open I saw Homura snoozing soundly in front of me. 'I must have slept beside Homura last night'

"Those damn birds" Homura grumbled in his sleep.

Rubbing my eyes open, I yawned then to stretch my arms up. 'I wasn't able to sleep well last night, my mind was all over the place'

I looked down at where Homura was laying. He wasn't curled into a ball anymore but laid on his back with his paws in the air and his tongue sticking out, snoring quietly. I wanted to laugh of how silly this snobby little fox princess looked. 'If I had my phone with me, I would have taken a picture and posted it on Instagram'

I glanced over to the window, the morning sun shining in the room and lighting the room up. Faint sounds of people could be heard from outside.

"Come on Homura, let's eat a quick breakfast before we set off" patting his white stomach as I got of the bed. He groaned, turning his back towards me to avoid the sun and myself.

"zzzzzz" ignoring me he dozed back to sleep again. "Did you hear what I just said" I crossed. "I did but-" he yawned midway his sentence. "a fox needs his beauty sleep or his fur would start falling"

I sighed shuffling my quite messy hair. "Fine sleep but don't blame me for eating the beef jerky" I state walking to my brown hued medieval looking backpack that laid on the desk in the corner.

He quickly jerked his head up and quickly spinning his head to my direction. He narrowed his eyes at me in a death glare. "If you touch my meat with those filthy hands of yours, I will bite every single little measly finger from your hands" he growled angrily.

I raised my eyebrow in admiration for his attempt of trying to threaten me. "Threatening are we now?" I smirked placing my nail on my chin and gazing down at the fox with a demented look.

He retreated back but scowled at me quietly. "I was only kidding with you. The beef jerky is all yours." I said throwing a beef jerky to him and he caught it with his mouth.

I took a bite from a small loaf of bread I took from my bag. I placed the medieval bag strap over my shoulder and the medieval pouch bag tucked to my left waist.

"Are we leaving now?" Homura said while trying to bit the jerky he held in between his paws.

I stopped what I was doing and watched the fox eating his jerky in wonder.

'Why are we leaving now?' I asked myself as I took another bite from the bread as I pondered over the thought.

"You already completed the task you needed to do in the human land. Why not sit back and relax until the afternoon to get your nee-d-les" I swallowed down the chewed bread in my mouth straight down while I listened to what he said.

"Are you even listening to what I just said or are busy eating that round stick" he was annoyed.

I looked down at the bread he called a round stick. "It's bread, want's some" I offered it to him, but he stuck his tongue in disgust. "bleh"

I rolled my eyes as I took another bite of the 'round stick'. "Your loss"

"You're a fool to think I would eat that. Foxes don't eat human food especially food that look like a chunk of bark that was scrapped down from a tree"

I examined the bread in my hand in confusion. "How does this look like a stick?"

"Now if you don't mind, I would like to peacefully eat my meat without a buffoon like you interrupting me" he held his snout high like a snobby princess he was, overlooking my question.

My eye twitched. "I have the urge to Yeet you out the window and coincidentally it's the right size to throw a fox out"

He glanced at me, drool dropping down and onto the bed sheet, soaking the bed with his circled salvia.

"Yeet? I have never heard of this unusual human word. What does it mean?" he said. "Don't worry mate".

Plopping myself beside Homura, I let my body fall on the uncomfortable squeaky bed and spreading my arms out. A long sigh of relief escaped my lips, and I closed my eyes letting the peaceful atmosphere surround me.

"So are you planning to go to Ventus and cure the human cub" my eyes jolted open when I listened to what he said.

Turning my head towards the fox, I glared at Homura. "Did you really have to ruin my mood now" I said.

"I thought it was the good time to ask you since you were so quiet" he replied back with swallow of his jerky.

"Doesn't that indicate you something."

"Nope"

"You stinky old fox" I growled; his eyes glared at me in snubbed. "I'M NOT STINKY NEITHER AM I OLD!" He yapped "and for your information I'm only 10 years old". I stared at him in confusion. "2 IN HUMAN YEARS"

A poker face spread across my face. "Your still stinky. Do you even take a bath?" I asked lazily.

"I took one yesterday by the clear blue stream not so far from here. Thank you very much"

"Did you use soap?" I started to tease him for my entertainment. "Soap? No, I do not use soap. Whatever human thing that is"