"Michelle, you're just a kid. It's none of your business." Seeing that Irene was embarrassed, Essie immediately stopped Mili from talking nonsense.
Mili put down the tableware, crossed her arms over her chest and stared at her. "Mommy, do you know the male formula?"
"I don't know," said Essie, slightly sweating. She didn't even know what was on her daughter's mind.
"It was invented by the math genius of our class, Nina. She got some inspiration after watching the movie 'The True Love Formula Of A Man' and invented the male formula. As long as the man's height, weight, appearance, assets, occupation and the level of hormones produced according to his age were put into this formula, their rate of cheating could be calculated. We are going to build a website to promote this formula, so that all wives can take the test, so that they will be prepared. "
It seemed that Essie was listening to a fantasy. The world of prodigies was really incomprehensible to ordinary people. Although she was once a beautiful girl with extraordinary intelligence, she was a two extremes type. Her left brain was intelligent, and her right brain was...
"Does this formula work?"
"We have tested and accurately calculated the highest rate of two men." Mili said slowly, "The one who ranks first is sworn daddy, and the second is daddy. Sworn daddy is ten percent more professional than daddy."
Zac choked and didn't know whether to cry or to laugh. "Honey, the conclusion on me alone will overturn your formula." His rate of cheating was zero percent!
"Daddy, you can't argue with science." Mili reached out her little hand and patted him on the shoulder sympathetically. She knew her father wouldn't accept this conclusion for the time being, but facts speak louder than words!
"Mili, your father is zero, so don't worry about a mistress. There will never be a mistress in our family," said Essie on behalf of her husband. Unless your father wants to play Platonic and have a spiritual relationship, but the result is that he can only be a monk for the rest of his life. If he dared to cheat on her spiritually, she would never forgive him. She would never touch him again for the rest of her life.
Irene was unhappy to hear such absolute words of Essie. Sister in law was too confident. Even if she was good in every aspect, the two of them would get tired of each other after getting along with each other for a long time. Men always went out to have a fresh taste, not to mention a man as excellent and perfect as her cousin. How could there be only one woman around him?
She picked up the glass and took a sip of wine. "It's said that there is a seven-year-itch in marriage. Aren't you afraid, sister in law?"
"Don't worry. We'll itch from time to time. We'll get used to it." Essie shrugged. The cold war between her and Zac had not ended yet.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Zac put his arm around her shoulder and smiled, "Sometimes, small fights can also increase our feelings."
Essie wanted to roll her eyes at him, but she didn't want to embarrass him in public. After all, he was an arrogant devil.
Mili covered her mouth and snickered. Daddy liked to show off their love in a low-key way with mommy.
Irene looked at the two of them with a fake smile. She didn't believe that there was only one woman around Zac, Essie. Leila said that he had a lot of lovers outside, and it was impossible for her to make up and lie to her. In the upper class of Dragon City, all men have many mistresses outside, and the wife at home would have to endure it all. It was estimated that Zac was the same. It was only Essie who didn't know it.
"There will always be countless admirers around an excellent man. Sister in law, how do you deal with such a woman?" she asked deliberately.
"Your cousin is a man of neat freak. I don't need to waste my time on such things." Essie smiled.
"You trust him so much. What if he secretly built a nest outside and raised a canary?" Irene said with a faint smile. How she wished she could be the Canary of Zac. Even if she had to hide underground all her life, she didn't care as long as she could enjoy his love.
Taking a sip of wine, Essie put her snow-white paws on Zac's shoulder and said, "He can't raise that."
"Why?" Irene was confused.
"It's a secret," with a mysterious smile on her face, Essie said. Zac held her in his arms and said, "I have no choice but to be held tightly by you."
Looking at them, Mili felt a little dizzy. Was it a lie?
Irene didn't believe it at all. She had searched on Baidu, but it was impossible in the real world. Essie was just playing a mystery to show how much love and loyalty Zac had for her.
She wouldn't be scared by her. She just liked Zac and wanted to get him. She only pursued pure love and romance and would not separate their marriage, so there was no reason for Essie to stop her.
While they were talking, Dot and Rabi had been eating their food. For the strange theory of their sister, Rabi had always been unable to understand, so he had never spoken.
Dot didn't want to talk. Adults were troublesome. God had arranged everything. There would only be a man and a woman in a marriage. But they had to act recklessly. These people who broke the natural rules would definitely come to no good end.
After eating a piece of sea cucumbers, Zac turned to Mrs. Rose and said, "Auntie, you are still young. Haven't you ever thought of finding yourself a companion?"
Comments
The readers' comments on the novel: Way Back Into Love (Essie)