Be careful that your front teeth will drop from laughing! Damn it…”
Jasper waved the sign of victory to Lucas, quacking weirdly, “You deserved it! Who asked you to be so awful and had to involve me in this? Lucas, if you’re really crippled by the bump, you can look for me in the Sahara Desert. The climate there is hot and dry, which is more suitable for the disabled.”
Lucas gritted his teeth, “Okay! Wait for it, when you go to Sahara, I’ll pray for God to take you away.”
Emmett has scored two goals and continued to slide quickly on the court with the puck, like a nimble swallow. Both Lucas and Jasper climbed into their seats, became a wounded, and could be an audience.
Jasper looked at Emmett, admiringly, and said, “Emmett’s really the strongest. He’s good at everything in sports.”
Lucas made a disapproval sound and was somewhat aggrieved, “Oh, am I terrible? Jasper, you should say honestly that between the few of us, you’re the worst. Who told you to never touch a woman? You had never mixed the yin and yang, of course, it’s imbalanced. Haha, so to say, you’re the worst in sports.”
Jasper glared at Lucas fiercely but still asked curiously, “Lucas, there’s nothing to say about me. I did something wrong and deserved to be punished, but you… How did you offend Emmett?
Lucas drank his drink and sighed, “Didn’t I met him in the afternoon? I was thinking of visiting this rich man, and it will be easier to talk about it the next time I borrow money. But who would have thought that… I would be that unlucky… Alas, I was just in time when he and his woman was doing that.”
“Ah!” Jasper’s eyes widened, and his tongue stuck out.
“I found out a big secret… He has been abnormal ever since Emmett met this little girl. I miss the original Emmett so much. So cold, so carefree, and so superior. Do you remember the incident when Oliver asked Emmett for a woman? How I miss the Emmett back then!
He had no one else in his eyes except his buddies. Oliver asked, and Emmett gave the woman to him without even a glance. But now… I didn’t say this, but if anyone dared to snatch away his current woman, I guess Emmett will kill the person straightaway.”
Lucas almost squirted out his drink, rolled his eyes, and sighed, “Hey, Oliver and Emmett are really best buddies. They are so similar in everything. Even towards women? Oliver’s like he has been possessed recently, and is obsessed with a girl pure like water. The way I see Oliver’s stance, if anyone is to snatch his little girlfriend, Oliver will destroy whoever. These two people are really interesting, they’ve gone mad together.”
Jasper shook his head, and when he thought of Elaine’s silly look, he would be furious. That ominous girl! Would he be so unlucky if he didn’t meet her? Hence, Jasper said emotionally, “Naive women are troublesome! Immense trouble!”
Lucas nodded as well, “I realized that too, it is true, our Oliver met a naïve girl and is indeed troublesome. Jasper, we should never look for naïve girls in the future; it’s boring and really troublesome.”
The hand Lucas used to pat on Jasper’s shoulder was smacked down coldly by Jasper, and he rolled his eyes, “Fu*k off, who’s the same as you? I will not look for a woman in this lifetime, let alone what kind of woman. I think women are disgusting.”
Lucas chuckled, and deliberately stabbed Jasper with his elbow, he teased ambiguously, “Oh, Jasper, just say the truth. Are you a woman disguised as a man? Actually, you have always liked men, for example, the few of us? You dressed up as a man because you want to secretly see our naked bodies, right? Hahaha… Just admit it!”
Lucas’s mischief made Jasper’s face flushed, and the bottle in his hand knocked on Lucas’s head, and yelled, “Damn it! Didn’t you see me naked in the bath before? My ‘bird’ is not small as well! Can that deceive others? Just continue to bullshit!”
Lucas deliberately opened his eyes wide and made up a story, “Oh, when was the last time we took a bath together? I’ve forgotten long ago if I’ve seen your little ‘bird.’ Could it be that you really don’t have it? Hahaha, if you’re not afraid to prove it, then let me check now…”
The two good friends were arguing and played around. Emmett, with an evil aura, completely knocked down all the opponent’s teammates. When Lucas and Jasper stop fussing, they looked up, and gosh, they were both paralyzed from shock.
In the rink, people were lying everywhere from being knocked down. Only Emmett stood alone. He was like the God of war, standing in the middle, panting slightly, his eyes were deep, and didn’t know where he was looking at. He gasped for a little bit, then strike hardly! Whoosh… The hockey puck flew somewhere into the stands.
Jasper touched the cold sweat on his head and muttered, “Luckily, we withdraw early. If not, we will definitely be knocked apart by this guy. My old bones will have to be buried here.”
Lucas was afraid after that, and wiped his cold sweat as well, “Yeah, I’m scared after thinking about it, I’m not going to your company in the future. One trip there and my life was almost taken with it.”
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