Alpha’s Regret-My Luna Has A Son by Jessicahall Chapter 58
We ate dinner, or should I say breakfast, for dinner. Kalen was reluctant to leave and was very hands-on, playing with the kids, but we needed to get them showered and dressed for bed, so Kalen said his goodbyes and left, stating he would see us at the Alpha meeting.
“Valarian, time for a shower, buddy, then you have to go to bed,” Valen told him. Valarian got up off the lounge, and Casey followed.
“Casey, you will have to wait until he hops out,” I told her.
“But mum showered with Marcus with clothes on. Why can’t I shower with Valarian?” Valarian scrunched his face up while I just looked at Valen, hoping he would explain, but it was Valarian that answered her.
“Gosh, you can be silly, Casey. People don’t shower with clothes on. How would you get clean,” Valarian asked while shaking his head.
“Na, Marcus did. He told me he was showering with clothes on with mum,”
“Probably because he didn’t want to tell you he was making babies with Aunty Zoe,”
“You can’t make babies in a shower, wait how do you make babies?” Casey asked, and both of them looked at us. Well, that diverted quickly. Valen cleared his throat and pulled at the neckline of his shirt, uncomfortable with the direction the conversation had gone.
“And how does the baby get in there?”
“Ah, must I tell you everything? The man takes the baby and puts it in a cabbage, the woman eats the cabbage, and her belly gets fat,” Valarian says. Valen raised an eyebrow at his explanation while I tried not to laugh.
“That’s not how babies are made; you got that of that cartoon, the one the cabbage patch dolls,” Casey argued.
‘Well, how else would mum have a baby,” Valarian retorted.
“Fine, they would know. Ask your parents,” Casey huffed and pouted. I snickered as I bailed, leaving that for Valen to find a way out of. Starting to clean the kitchen, both kids looked at Valen expectantly, who seemed very uncomfortable.
“Um, they just happen,” Valen said; that was his big explanation to the birds and the bees.
“But how?” Casey asked.
“By showering together,” Valen blurted.
“See, I told you, Marcus was making babies in the shower,”
“You said the man puts the baby in a cabbage, so if he is showering, where does the cabbage come from,” Casey asks, and Valarian seems to think.
“I don’t know, let’s g****e it,” Valarian says, racing to the table for his father’s laptop. However, Valen was quick to get to his feet and snatch the laptop up before he could grab it.
“No, it is bedtime. Shower now,”
“But we want to know,” Valarian whined. Valen scrubs a hand down his face before looking over at me and glaring at me, and I smirk.
“Yes, best explain how babies are made, Alpha,” I chuckled, and he growled at me while both kids waited for him to answer.
Valen dropped onto the couch with a sigh. “Well, when a man and woman love each other, they do grown-up things which make a baby,”
“What grown-up things?” Valarian asked, suddenly very interested in this topic of conversation.
“Like um, kissing and hugging, and adult wrestling,” Valen offered, and the kids pulled grossed out faces.
“Wait is mum kissing Marcus in the shower with clothes on, ” Casey asked.
“Ah Casey, I told you people don’t shower with their clothes on,” Valarian asked.
Comments
The readers' comments on the novel: Alpha's Regret-My Luna Has A Son