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Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem novel Chapter 460

"Beast! Get out!" Reflexively, she swung her hand to shoo the rooster away, but the more she tried, the tighter it clung onto her. Aileen's face twisted in pain as she yelled at the servants, "Someone! How could you let this happen in the backyard, letting chickens get into the main house! Useless! All of you, utterly useless! Someone get here!"

As soon as her voice faded, a whole bunch rushed in!

Not a single person, though. What stormed in were chickens, ducks, geese, and pigs that were kept in the backyard.

A massive 400-pound pig, in a frenzy, ran amok and sent Aileen flying.

Aileen crashed into the wall and then thudded heavily onto the floor.

The next second—

Evan charged into the living room on his horse, followed by an equally imposing entourage.

And then…

Crash!

Boom—

Crackle!

Amidst the terrified squawks and quacks, the room was left with nothing but the sound of things breaking apart.

The newly purchased coral sculpture? Shattered!

The famed paintings hanging on the wall? Ruined!

The antique figurines in the display cabinet? Completely destroyed!

The room was a total mess, filled with the stench of animal droppings...

After Evan and his troop grandly exited, the once luxurious living room had turned into a dump.

Aileen, her hair a tangled mess from the rooster, slumped in a corner watching the chaos unfold, "Ah—"

With a scream, she fainted.

And, unluckily, landed in a pile of pig manure.

Evan's brigade wreaked havoc not just in the main house but also in the west wing where Nola lived.

Nola's carefully tended, expensive flowers were uprooted by the pigs!

Nola's favorite portraits were trampled by horse hooves!

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