Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off novel Chapter 286

Chapter 286: Chapter 286: He is Fake! She knew it!

The little flower plant, dangling helplessly in the air, felt her tiny fake heart skip a beat when she heard the word "fake spiritual plant." Her petals perked up instantly as she processed Su Qinglan’s words.

"Fake! I knew it!" she screamed internally, her leaves rustling with frantic realization.

"She was right! This monster plant is an impostor!" She glared at Stove with all the fury a five-centimeter flower could muster.

All the spiritual plants she had ever known back with her family were sophisticated, graceful, and spent their days meditating in the moonlight.

They certainly didn’t launch themselves at people like green cannonballs, and they definitely didn’t inhale roasted deer legs like a starving wolf.

To her, Stove was a leafy barbarian, a brute with a strange, overwhelming energy that made her feel like a tiny pebble standing next to a mountain.

"My luck is truly rotten," she thought miserably. "I’ve been kidnapped by a high-level fake fake plant who is a brute!"

On the other hand, Su Qinglan was delighted. She ignored the flower’s tiny, silent tantrum and scooped both of them up, carrying them back into her own cozy treehouse. She sat them down on a wooden ground, her eyes sparkling with curiosity.

She began to examine the little flower, testing the energy around her.

Su Qinglan had never actually met a real spiritual plant before.

In this world, they were the stuff of legends...rare treasures that most beastmen only heard about in stories.

Because they were so hard to find, she had simply trained Stove to mimic the "vibe" of one. No one could tell the difference because no one knew what a real one looked like!

But now, looking at the tiny thing in her palm, she realized the difference was like night and day.

"Stove, you blockhead," Su Qinglan chuckled, poking the big plant’s stem. "You actually went out and kidnapped a real treasure. Look at her...she’s so delicate, like a real child who’s afraid of strangers."

Stove hummed proudly, puffing out his chest. He didn’t care about "spiritual status"; he just knew she was pretty and quiet, which made her the perfect audience for his greatness.

He leaned in close, his massive shadow looming over the flower, and gave her a "gentle" poke with a vine.

The flower plant practically shriveled into her own roots. "Don’t touch me, you fake!" she thought, trembling.

She looked up at Su Qinglan, her only hope. The female smelled like life and safety, while the plant next to her smelled like rain and roasted meat. 𝘧𝘳𝘦ℯ𝓌𝘦𝒷𝘯𝑜𝑣𝘦𝓁.𝒸𝘰𝓂

Su Qinglan noticed the flower’s fear and felt a wave of protective motherly instinct.

She gently placed her fingertips on the little flower’s trembling petals.

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