Doomsday Revenge: Payback Time (Josie) novel Chapter 208

Chapter 208

Lirio hugged Josie’s leg and started whining. “That big Locust tree outside is such a jerk! It kept picking on the grass, and I couldn’t just stand there, so I went over and beat the crap out of it!”

Josie went silent for a long time.

She was starting to see a pattern. She was a warmonger. Her teammates were warmongers. Even the plant she’d contracted was a damn warmonger.

Was anyone in this entire group actually normal?

No, wait. There was one.

Little useless Winnie. At least for now, she was the only one who still seemed remotely sane.

“So, did you win or lose?” Josie flicked its leaves with a look of pure judgment. “If you lost, don’t even tell me. You’d be a disgrace to your species.”

“I won, duh!” Lirio puffed up with pride. “I turned him into kindling! Mistress Josie, you can tell everyone to go haul the wood back

for the fire now!”

‘Alright, talk. Why’d you really start shit with that locust tree?” Josie knew something was off.

Lirio went stiff. Its little leaves swayed nervously back and forth for a long time before it finally mumbled, “Fine… look, that locust tree was bad news. It was eyeing me, trying to devour me.”

‘Oh? Still lying? I’ve fed you enough undead to turn you into a monster. That tree shouldn’t have even been a match for you.”

Unless it was suicidal enough to jump you first.”

But from what I know, that thing is as sly as they come. It’s not stupid.”

Lirio’s leaves slumped in total defeat. “Ugh. Nothing gets past you, Mistress Josie.”

Fine! I targeted him first!”

I sent a Mutant Weed to mess with him as bait. As soon as he took a swing at the weed, I had the perfect excuse to crush him!”

It totally took the bait. And I crushed it!”

Josie facepalmed. “Damn, Lirio. You’re getting sneaky, aren’t you?”

Talk to me. How does the food chain work for you guys? You know, you \mutant flora.”

I never really asked, but how do you actually level up? Is it just the undead and humans? Or is there something else on the menu?”

Laris peeked up at Josie, then its leaves drooped again. “Well… we eat almost anything,” it muttered. “I was just scared you’d find me

gross

As it spoke, its tiny leaves twitched together, mimicking a person nervously twiddling their thumbs.

Josie didnt know whether to laugh or cry. “Cut it out and just tell me. Honestly, I’ve already got a pretty good idea.”

In her past life, she’d been dealt a bad hand. From the very start of the apocalypse, she’d been locked away, rotting in the dark.

Everything she knew about the outside world came from what others told her. She hadn’t spent a single day out there herselt

Because of that, her knowledge was full of holes. She lacked basic common sense about this new world

It only just hit her Lino’s growth rate was off the charts. It was way faster than she thought possible

In her head, plants were supposed to level up differently than the undead or humans Something wasn’t adding up.

The lines between humans and the undead were crystal clear But for plants and animals? That boundary was a hell of a lot more

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