Excited, Lord Goyo's eyes went wide as he swiftly held up the black elixir. The elixir lacked any glimmer and was as unremarkable as a plain rock. It emitted a pungent scent and felt nothing like a typical elixir.
Regardless, if the Path declared it edible, Lord Goyo would have to comply. He closed his eyes and popped the elixir into his mouth. The overwhelming scent surged into his brain, preventing him from swallowing.
"Swallow it," urged Jacopo.
"P-Please…" Lord Goyo's cheeks twitched. "G-Great Path, why does this elixir taste like… like goat manure?"
"You fool!" Jacopo cursed, "Do you dare compare my blessing to filth?"
Dropping to his knees, Lord Goyo managed to gulp down the elixir, suppressing his utter disgust.
Jacopo watched him retch, barely containing his laughter.
"Great Path…" Lord Goyo gagged. "The taste, it's…" He pinched his nose, retching even more. "It's awful!"
"That's enough." Jacopo waved him off. "Get to work. You don't have much time."
Lord Goyo stood, still retching and wobbling, yet he bowed to Jacopo before fleeing the scene.
Once he was gone, Jacopo couldn’t hold back any longer. He slapped his legs and laughed out loud, eventually gasping for breath.
A phantom light flickered past him, revealing a voluptuous being with a veiled face. "What did you give him?" the being asked. "You're laughing like a maniac."
"Poop," said Jacopo through his laughter. "I collected some Goathorn droppings earlier." He continued laughing.
The veiled being rolled her eyes. "Stop laughing. Your father sent you here for a purpose, and joking isn’t part of it. Don’t expose yourself."
Comments
The readers' comments on the novel: The Almighty Dragon General
Popups and ads… I don’t mind. But when the images with part of the story won’t load, then we have a problem....
How can you write a novel this bad, I'm pissed of reading all the mistakes with the main characters. Try reading the charismatic Charlie ward. It's along the same plot but a much better read....
Thea is always f@#king crying, she never listens to James and she is week as f@#k.She believes every thing her family says looking for approval....
y do make james look like a dick who is totally clueless...
W.t.f...
Reading this is just a waste of time....
James always behind in cultivation then always lost in the battle.what the heck is this story about i hate reading it.ill stop reading it now.nothing is good about the story.always failed to protect the love one's specially his wife.the story become boring when he wants to cultivate when he cultivate only at the low level.he did not attain the same level of his opponent.the story say even he mate a cultivator in the upper level he cal destroy it and when the battle begins he lose.Watafak is this.dont ready this novel...
So much malware......
So much malware and popups...
Hi can someone please explain why the author makes James regress everytime he makes a breakthrough,this is extremely frustrating...