Camp Closeted novel Chapter 48

I was tiredly humming to the song that was playing as Romeo was still loudly breathing for being so exhausted in trying to stuff my body into his car.

My body was slumped in the most uncomfortable position ever but I couldn't find the energy to even care.

"I can't breathe." I murmured, Romeo not hearing me as he just began to drive with a subtly angered facial expression. "I can't breathe!" I loudly slurred out as I crinkled my face.

Romeo sharply exhaled in frustration as he looked down at me. "Then fix your posture, dumb fuck." He harshly let out.

"You're such a bully!" I exclaimed like a baby as I felt extremely lazy. "I don't like bullies."

"I don't like irresponsible drunks." He quickly responded back with a sharpened tone.

"Wow you-what did-ugh you're just a little sassy pants aren't you mister!?" I struggled to talk, my body finally getting up to be in a more comfortable position.

Romeo didn't answer as I carelessly sang with the song I've never heard before in my life. I was practically singing gibberish and I loved it. "I like this song, who sings this?" He remained quiet, making me frown. "Hello! Is anybody there?"

He quickly snapped. "Fuck! Just look at the small screen! I'm trying to drive away from here."

"I'm trying to drive away from here." I annoyingly imitated him as I glanced at the screen. "J-Jheene Aiko, while we're young. This song is so good!" I chirped happily as my head swung back and forth to the soft music.

"Jhené." He corrected.

"Huh?" I breathed.

"It's pronounced Jhené not Jheene." He continued.

"Why is your hair so curly?" I asked out of nowhere.

"Why is your mouth always talking?" He rapidly replied.

"Why isn't yours talking?"

"Why are you such an annoying little bitch?"

"W-why are you such a mean little bitch?"

"Why are you asking me so many questions?"

"Why are you asking me questions back?"

"Why are you so gay?"

"W-why are you so straight?"

"I'm not." He blurted out, quickly making me quiet as I genuinely wasn't ready for him to say that.

Complete silence emitted throughout the car as I processed what he just said. The soft song just kept playing in the background, making me quickly hum to it again.

As I was humming to the music, it felt like it rapidly triggered something in me. I felt like the song was so nostalgic of something and i couldn't handle how much emotions it started to make me feel.

All of a sudden, it felt like the melancholic song was choking me as I felt tears start to stream down my cheeks. I loudly sniffed as I tasted the salt of my tears not stopping from flowing out.

Romeo quickly glanced at me, his face immediately crinkling the second he saw my face completely soaked in tears. "Are you seriously crying right now? The fuck is wrong with you?" He asked, audibly annoyed. "What are you even crying about?"

I took a deep breath before speaking, my mouth exploding like an uncontrollable machine gun.

"O-okay so I'm talking to this guy named Jesse and he's really hot and I hate showing my emotions to him because he just seems to good to be true, you know? So Jesse has an ex boyfriend named Tristan and he's really hot too. His hair is so soft and he tastes like strawberries." I took a quick breath as I kept crying, my voice sounding audibly broken.

I sniffed. "It's not that I like kissing Jesse's ex because it is so wrong! I only ever seem to kiss him when I'm drunk! I d-don't e-even mean to Romeo, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't like kissing them both. Jesse is so aggressive and forceful when he kisses me a-and he tastes like piña colada and his ex Tristan is a lot more gentle and kind and he tastes like strawberries and honestly I like them both but I don't, you know what I mean?" I wheezed as I stuttered between my sentences to whimper.

I continued. "M-maybe I should just jump of a bridge because I'm such an irresponsible person and I still miss Brandon and I miss my mom and I miss my dad even though I never met him, and also you're so cute and I hate seeing you hate yourself for being gay because you're perfect just the way y-you a-are and I j-just want you to know that I like the taste of pizza." I struggled to take a deep breath as I kept wheezing from crying so hard.

I don't even remember anything I just said right now..

Romeo just remained quiet as he just stared at the road completely wide-eyed. My rant visibly made him uncomfortable as I felt sick.

I really didn't feel good anymore.

All of a sudden, I loudly gagged, making Romeo immediately swerve the car to the side of the road. "You're not throwing up in my car, I might actually end up killing you." He quickly parked the car to the side of the road as I gagged again. "Get the fuck out of my car!"

I just followed what he said as I knew my next gag would actually be filled with throw up. I opened the car as I quickly dropped down on the cold rough road.

All of a sudden, I just uncontrollably began to throw up as the colors were surprisingly a mixture of many different colors. Unicorn vomit!

My eyes were reddened and teary as my mouth didn't bother to stop throwing up. I felt like complete shit as I just dropped myself to the side, away from my throw up.

I felt bad as my extremely blurry and teary-eyed vision glanced at Romeo from inside his car. "Y-you can go!" My voice cracked as I waved him off. "You don't have to wait for me! I'll be fine!" I cried as I wiped my mouth off with my shirt.

I couldn't even get up off the ground anymore as my head was swinging and I felt extremely dizzy. All of a sudden, I convulsed back to my position as I continued to throw up again.

I'm just a living breathing Niagara Falls now aren't I?

I heard Romeo loudly curse to himself as he quickly got out of the car and began to walk towards my body. "You should really consider not drinking again because you're literally the definition of human trash."

I maniacally laughed out of nowhere as he began to carry my body up to throw me back inside his car. "S-sorry." After Romeo threw me back inside his car, my jam quickly started to play. "I'm so into you! I could barely breathe!" I sang straight out of my lungs  as I closed my eyes.

Romeo got back into the driver's seat as he just deeply sighed, my voice softening. "C-can we please go get pizza?"

Romeo's defined jawline sharply clenched as he just closed his eyes, his voice loudly lashing out for some reason. "No, fuck you! I'm so tired of your bullshit, I don't even know why I'm dealing with this right now! I'm spending my Saturday night babysitting a drunk and I'm so fucking tired of it! Fuck you and you're pizza! We're not getting pizza!" I couldn't help but laugh as he sounded so mad.

What he yelled about made the car silent, the only thing making noise now is Ariana Grande belting about being so into someone.

"Can I lick your jawline?" I quickly licked my lips as he just cursed underneath his breath.

"Good evening folks!" The familiar woman brightly smiled at us. "Seeing you handsomes at this time surprised me more than a bee in a hornet's nest. What can I get for y'all?" She pulled out her notepad as I looked at her bright colored dress.

"I-I like your dress." I bit my lip as Romeo tiredly planted his face into his hand.

"Well thanks sugar! Sewed it myself!" She loudly laughed.

"I want 2 large pepperoni pizzas." Romeo angrily blurted out as I immediately pouted.

"W-wait, what-no, I wanted pepperoni!" I badly stuttered as I threw my head up, whining.

"That's what I just, whatever." He quickly rolled his eyes at me as he spoke again. "So yea, just 2 large pepperoni pizzas please." He quickly added as he piercingly glared at me.